HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORDIEJAY!!! IT'S JASON'S SPECIAL DAY TODAY, MANY YEARS AGO A CHILD WAS BORN, PERFECT IN EVERYWAY (APART FROM THE PLASTIC SCREW ON EARS) AS ALL BABIES ARE,
BUT SADLY HE CHOSE (BECAUSE IT IS A CHOICE) TO BE AN 'OMOSEXUALIST AND IS THEREFORE AN ABOMINATION AND JESUS HATES HIM, CURSED TO A LIFETIME OF BEING UPSET.

***POST HERE TO SHARE YOUR PRAISE OR HATRED OF JASON***
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:33, 80 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

He's an idiot, doomed to a life of call centre drudgery.
He's one rung below being an 'NHS statistician'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Coo-ee!
Happy birthday, princess.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I think we should all make an effort to be nice to Jason on his special day.
As long as he makes an effort to not be gay as well
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

He can choose to be straight again, as God made him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I think all gays should be made to have a fish supper on their birthdays
I mean, after all, the bloke next door says that on my birthday I have to have my tradesmens ruined (He says its the law or sutin)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

You should pop round for a cuppa.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Will do
Is it true that I have to wear the backless chaps all day as well...

I have a feeling he may be taking advantage of me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Only if you are a gay cowboy or Christina Aguilera circa 2002

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Bonzo in a bottle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

WOULD

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

That was 1999, silly!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Oh how embarrassing!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

he's the best one here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)

no, that's Sportscow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

one of my colleagues just produced a giant salty toblerone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Sorry*
toblerone Cock




*isn't really sorry
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

what is the matter with you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

* I dont know *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

In the last thread Dozer mentioned 'Mrs Dozer'. Here they are togther



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:38, Reply)

34 years and counting

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

why have you used Micro like that?
You sordid little man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I wouldn't dress her in turquoise, as only cunts wear that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

but you lent her your onesie, you perverted little chode

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

what the hell did you search for to find that?
midget and blow-up doll??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

You really don't want to know the contents of his hard drive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Just dozer's real name.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

piercy mcweirdo?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

which one is he again?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

The thick queer one that isn't Dozer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

or Nakers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Pride and integrity. Manly.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Beloved! I am beloved!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

David means 'Beloved', fucking queer innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

I think mine means 'Healer'.
Meaning I have an E.T finger
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Watches Sun Rising

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Come Together please
Naked ladies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Are sodomites allowed birthdays? If so,
Happy Birthday you horrendous bottomist.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

No they are not
it is the only way to keep them under the age of consent, this means you are allowed to stone them on sight.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I get stoned on a weekend mainly.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

alright Jason

(showman, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

G'Day

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Shitty, shitty Bang Bang
Ian Fleming's less successful zzzzzzzzzzzz
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

James Bond wrote Chitty Bang?!
Every day is a learning curve on here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Yep
he also wrote a travelogue of cities he had travel to.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

This thread will be short-lived.
Write me some poetry!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear geordiejay
your cock's covered in poo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Don’t propagate your hate because I have a higher standard on who you date,
Homosexuality is not innate. It is not a genetic trait, and cannot replicate
the love between a man and a woman in which God did indeed create.

I can’t dictate one’s life and who they call soulmate.
I simply don’t want them to bake in the Lake of Fire in the name of love’s sake,
Despite your opinion, it’s always a choice with whom you fornicate.”
( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Impressive.
Who did you nick that off?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Its that rap that ugly bigot shitbag on the Rated T for tolerance video
Its fucking shit and a bunch of bollocks, those women in the park that I fornicated with didn't have a choice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-p98umv1gg&feature=youtu.be Rated B for Bullshit
( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

PEACE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

His name is GeordieJay
Our resident b3ta gay
A package is sent
The receiver is bent
NO BACKDOOR DELIVERIES TODAY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)

pretend it's here instead

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Hahaha great poem, drimbs!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

the begged for applause

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Why don't IT nerds ever use deodorant?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

WITHAKNIFE!

( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I don't know, why don't you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

because sweat is natural, man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I, on the other hand, smell *lovely*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

that is because your amazing girlfriend bought you amazing chanel aftershave
to cover up your natural kent smell of fish and shame
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)

The shame aroma is only present when in public with you for some reason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

would chanel aftershave smell
of fish and the sea (and sewerage)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

^ Rach appreciates the musky aroma of a real man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Short thighs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Can't have many years left though, what with AIDS and all the other hideous homosexual diseases that only bummers get.

( Peej, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Happy birthday my good man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Thanks pal, but it was a couple of weeks ago, we are sort of 'celebrating' Jason's today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Birthday stepping cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Stay classy Wales
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/21/police-called-99p-store-half-price-sale
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

It's wasn't a half price sale either

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:12, Reply)

unbelievable

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

un
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Maaaan. I just posted this in my nu fred. :(
Daily Mail journalism though!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

He's your Back Door Jason
He calls himself user 'GeordieJay'
They call him Back Door Jason
He has his fun in the crack of gay
He keeps the other guys happy
While their wives are out to play
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

shit, replied wrong place

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

S'ok, I don't think anyone noticed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

:(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)