( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 12:59, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NO PICS, I MIGHT GET CAUGHT SKIVING!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Quick call the mods!

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Phil Daniels will be right with you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Frog is alive now, apparently.
Im going to light a candle in his honour
He's the best here.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Whats orange and looks good on Frog?
Fire! Swipeys head.
( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

What's green and smells of orange?
Frogcock's frogcock.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

oh man you can quote from films you must be well clever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Really in to film

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I LIEK CLUBBIN AN CINEMAR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I LOV TRANCE AND BIG BRUTHER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Your cutting edge sarcasm puts you at the top of your game.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

you have absolutely no skills to differentiate you from the rest of the asinine call centre wageslaves you laughably consider to be your peer group.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Yawn...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

^ trapped in the underclass through terrible life decisions ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

You should reconsuder your spelling chump

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

fat fingers and touchscreen innit chump

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

i know chump i was being a pedant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I still want you babe xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

You look, and now sound, like Jason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)

such is the nature of satire, holding up a mirror to its target

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

camouflage, technically a gladiatrix

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

KERLICK!

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

black, clear
And my favourite genre of music is 'euphoric upllifting trance'.

Emphasis on 'lifting'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

SHIRTLIFTING MORE LIKE LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)

oh man you got the joke I made you must be well satirical and clever like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

I KNOW I JASONED IT TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

there is nothing funnier than an over-laboured joke, explained in detail for the benefit of the board thicko

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

You bummed it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I'm prettier though, right?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

I can't tell you apart, I just think of you as Thick Jason and Dozer as Gay Jason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I got in to a stupid argument with a guy at work the other day.
I said, movie is a shit non word and that the correct word is film. I backed this up with the fact that my spell checker says movie is incorrect and that its a shit Americanism.

So tell me I'm wrong. Is movie acceptable? or should it always be film.
( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)

FILM ALWAYS
And the cinema is just that, not the movies, the pictures, or the flicks
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

CORRECT!
You're the best one here. I'm sorry you had to die.
( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Me too. I can't believe one minute I was here, and the next....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

what sort of prick refers to it as 'the pictures' or 'the flicks'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

70's pricks

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

YEAH THOSE OLD BASTARDS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Don't worry Froggie, they'll be dead soon

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

\o/ about time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

It's the "pictures". And "film".
When you are at the the pictures you are in the cinema.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

WHATEVER GRANDAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Used to cost less than a quid to go to the pictures when I was a lad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

movie is the term for disposable commercial shit innit frere

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Movie is just short for moving pictures, innit?
Does anybody still say 'the pictures'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Old cunts

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I occasionally say the pictures. My dad used to call them that, I guess I picked it up off him.
Whenever I say it though, I usually have to explain what I mean.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

you are prematurely middle aged though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I'm really not. I'm the most immature person I know.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

you have a smelly face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:34, Reply)

^bum head^

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

you look gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)

your mum looks gay

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

oh man
You have sex with your own mum
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

( Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

Wouldn't he have called them 'son et lumiere'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

He was from Woolwich, so probably not.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

I'm from Woolwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

from with the
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

Can you take the photos down?
It's making it very difficult to skive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Dad?

( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Son?
You must owe me loads of back housekeeping?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

housekeeping scuttling
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Goes without saying.
Housekeeping first though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Talkies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFmuATKfe4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

^ 70s prick ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

The canvas.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)

The word is FILUM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)

OK I'm going to get lunch now, so try not to go all mental about me being dead again xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)