I imagine Uniform Dating bursts a few bubbles too

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:38, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

If my dad's mates were anything to go by
coppers are not the muscled lotharios the adverts would have you believe. You can choose from any number of fat casual racists, though.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

dingdingding jackpot!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

There's a few fit lady policemen round here though.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

* is about to retell a proud blokey (ish ) moment*
I once managed to pull a tidy young police lady while on a protest march as a student.

Met up with her after the demo had a few drinks and stayed the night, I was extremely proud of myself for this.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Did you smash it in its cuffs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I dun a copper once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I was picked up by the fuzz once.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I didn't swing her round by the tits though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

So did i

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Was he a gentle lover?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

His bobbie's helmet was a sight to behold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Something about getting under a vest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

It was the fact that it was during a protest march that i was on and she was policing that I was most proud of

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Mine was the fact I was 17 and she was 25

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

copper fucking 5's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

oh yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

he was protesting for 'equal rights for paedophiles'
He's the Sidney Cooke of Off Topic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

My last 3 have all been coppers - Fife, MOD, Lothian & Borders
I've got the fucking set.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Classy.
Aw ye need the now is Grampian, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)

A little way out of my jurisdiction...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)

I dun twins once.
Not at the same time though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I managed sisters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Top notch employing

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Well done Jason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Oh, I say. Textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

and a few nurses.
Mind, if I was straight this would be better BANTZ for you lot.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Sorry men dont count as nurses
They would be doctors, only lady girls are allowed to be nurses.
HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

Doctors works for me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)