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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not, you know.
Evening all. What's going on tonight? Any more toys out of the pram?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:31, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Jeff AND Nakers are here, that's good innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Alright B3th.
Stunned and myself exchanged emails today, he might head west in March if you're around.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Sounds good to me
Have you heard from the late lamented Catweazle?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Monty?
Yeah - regular exchanges in communication with the fella. He's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)
He's not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)
This is true.
However, I wish to report that he is indeed doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
alright Jeffles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
Yourself? Anything happening in Windmill World (apart from flooding).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Some very exciting developments in house prices as the new high speed rail link draws ever nearer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I knew that awning would be a good investment.
It wasn't just somewhere to keep the kindling dry after all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I don't get flooded, I'm nowhere near the Ouse.
New job starting next month though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Your own swivel chair AND headset!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
plus a head dobber!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Dunno what that is, but I'm guessing....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Maybe that'll mean you can venture south at some point
and not meet people for a drink in the south
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
actually, part of the role involves auditing advisers at their branches, so UK travel.
If I'm down Bristol way I''ll give you a shout.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Wonderful.
Does this mean you'll have access to the company Ford Fiesta?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
He's been given Harters' old company car

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
The one with the jizz stained seats from his 'meetings' with his ex?
Dozer might want to give it a wash first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
nothing as glamorous as that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Vauxhall Corsa?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Train travel :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Trains are far better.
You can have a beer, and blame 'public transport' when you're late for a meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)
But trains are full of 'people'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I'm fairly sure Dozer would be able to clear a carriage.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I'm fairly sure he could travel in the luggage rack.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is good news.
He's still a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Of course.
That won't change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
So how's yu and the Doris?
All good?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:45, Reply)
It's all spot on B3th
Is work still treating you finely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Yup. Still loving the job.
Just finished my first training course, and should start the next one in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Glad to hear it.
Good people and good hours I hope. And is Mr B3th coping with you being out of the house during 'non-car-boot-sale' hours?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
He's got a bit clingy
but that might just be his age.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Hi Jeff, you look nice, you cunt
*charm offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
And you look like a popped collar, polo shirt wearing cunt.
*Right back at ya, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Evening B3th

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Alright.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
possible replacement here when mr b3th carks it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
It's a relatively simple like for like replacement

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
West country = simple releatives
No arguments there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
she's got a habit of trawling internet forums for gentlemen in their twilight years to marry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Don't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I've done it ONCE.
That's hardly a habit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
so you admit that was your intent

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Unfortunately for b3th, her chosen victim has lasted longer than expected.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
It's down to his insistence that she eats the first mouthful of every meal she prepares for him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)

eats chews the first every
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
LOLs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I didn't realise he was as old as he was.
I thought he was only a few years older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Do you want some tips for assisted suicide?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Allow me
www.itv.com/coronationstreet
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Hayley Cropper.
Stiff for the first time in twenty years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Still got time on Mr b3th then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
We almost didn't need it on Monday.
That was a fun 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Where's your Hippocratic oath now eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
So are you are a real Doctor.
Or just a GP?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Gay Prick?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
GP.
Real enough.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
So did you earn your PhD through ground breaking research
Or were you just given it, because they felt sorry for you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I drew a picture of insides.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
I'm pullin' your chain.
SBT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)
TBH, working Aand E put me off hospitals for life. Bloody carnage. We often had more coppers there on Saturday nights than med staff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Yeah, well, Plod were probably asking for it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
You drew a CDC, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)

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