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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're all losers eating rustlers burgers and chicago town frozen pizzas for your dinner, washed down with handfuls of cheap crisps and value lager.
Alt: get fucked
Altalt: shit off
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:01, 241 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
^^UPSET

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:08, Reply)
^micro chips^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:10, Reply)
^micro penis^

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:11, Reply)
^micros dad^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:11, Reply)
that would be Battered, do keep up

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:13, Reply)
HE WAS CALLING BATTERED A PENIS, YOU OAF

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:13, Reply)
get fucked

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:14, Reply)
shit the fuck off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)
God you are fucking shit 'mong tiger'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)
he's worse than Rob Fairholme, he really is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)
from you that is the highest praise

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:17, Reply)
no, the highest praise from me would be if I said that you had 'an ass like Grayson Perry'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Or Matthew
He's on friends, I know that because I like shit 90s yank telly
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:22, Reply)
I spin an umbrella while sitting in a fountain with my kooky bunch of mates

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Jennifer Aniston's arse should have got its own series

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
this i can get behind

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:34, Reply)
spoken like a true sex pest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)
*sex pest high fives*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)
hes just an arse

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
from you that is the highest praise

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:22, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Oh hello there

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:15, Reply)
yer alright
I've been off work with a really shitty case of throat Aids, but I just had some well tasty red curry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Dinosaur curry? Wicked mate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:18, Reply)
yeah, Allosaur curry is my favourite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:19, Reply)
You changed it! Rex curry was HARDCORE like you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:20, Reply)
I am partial to a bit of hardcore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
Alright Frog? I need to buy fags so I think i'll put pants on today.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:13, Reply)
oh gonz, when will you change your lifestyle for the better?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Sort it out Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Fuck's sakes Gonz. Skip the fags and get some air and exercise. Your arse will thank you for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:19, Reply)
he should also stop eating all that fried junk food and give the energy drinks a rest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)
That, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
He should also apologise on behalf of the Jews for their terrible treatment of the nazis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:26, Reply)
he should apologise to Christians for the Jews killing Jesus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:27, Reply)
And for building those camps and living in them, then blaming hitler

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Yer and hiding all the teeth and spectacles

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:33, Reply)
and making those terrible lampshades

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:36, Reply)
And creating gang culture by going round with those stars on their clothes to identify themselves as 'ghetto'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Alright.
I see you scared all the girls off as soon as it got dark.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)
You sound a little horse.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
yer, I'm feeling a bit pony innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Sorry to here that pal o' mine o

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Bitches get stitches and end up in ditches ed
True story
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:25, Reply)
dis nigga got 99 problems but a bitch aint one yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:26, Reply)
Forever alone :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:27, Reply)
but enough about Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Better to have loved and lost, to the tune of 100k, than never to have loved at all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:29, Reply)
not if you're his ex

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Bitches be witches what sweeps up with twitches Froglet

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:29, Reply)
I meant switches, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:29, Reply)
I think both work nicely Eddie old chum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Was that civility or grooming?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)
grooming

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Civility
No offence, but you may be a little to old to groom
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:36, Reply)
Evening's Frog.
How's the wacky world of OT been?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)
Hello SBT
People went mental because they thought I was dead, some mourned the loss, some rejoiced, but on the whole no one cared. You alright champ?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:48, Reply)
Thought you were dead?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:50, Reply)
Tbh I haven't got to the bottom of it, and there was a whole thread deleted I didn't read, but I think the crux of it was that I didn't post
FOR A WHOLE MORNING
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:52, Reply)
alright SBT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:54, Reply)
Alright Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)
RIP FROG WIV DA ANGLES NOW XXX

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Thanks for being my pal while I was alive tangles, I never had the chance to tell you before I died, but sometimes I laughed at your comments and replies on the internet
Good luck with your life xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:19, Reply)
Was it just me, or did anyone else feel a chill in the air just then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Aww man, I hate being dead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Yeah I'm bored of pretending you're dead an all
alright frog
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Hello, good to be alive innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Do you need a death certificate?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Only for Dozers love life
I'd like some prescription codeine please
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)
I'll stick it in the post. Take it with a few vodkas it's better fun. This from your personal physician.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Can you prescribe medicinal marijuana yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Not to someone who needs it to make a life with a thick wife and the disappointment of poor album sales bearable

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)
They seem like perfect reasons to prescribe it to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:26, Reply)
I had grilled lamb
served with purple stem kale, mashed swede, mash potato, spring greens and roast beetroot.

Alt. I'm trying but its Dolmio day

AltAlt. Not until I am at work and getting paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:43, Reply)
That sounds like a wicked meal
I had crunchy nut cornflakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Hasn't Rachel cooked you something nice?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Don't be mental, we don't live together, you be tripping dawg

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:56, Reply)
+ yet
I hear she's stopped taking her pill
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:57, Reply)
If that were true, I can't see it making any difference to living arrangements silly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I hear she's started shaving her legs.
For some reason the pub is full of loud Sunderland supporters watching the football. God knows what they are doing down here. They can barely speak English.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:03, Reply)
They are barely human

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I'd like to examine one under lab conditions.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Careful, I think he might be northern

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Originally Cheshire, now I live near near Canterbury

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:13, Reply)
I was born in Chester, now I live near enough to Canterbury to have a CT postcode

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:15, Reply)
You're in Folkestone aren't you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Unfortunately so

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
I hear she's started cleaning her teeth at night

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:05, Reply)
One direction toothpaste innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
You heard wrong. Ever seen orange Velcro?
Did you say you live in kent?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Grooming^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Yes I do.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Bad times

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:09, Reply)
This from the Winchester massive? Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:11, Reply)
You grilled it? GRILLED IT?! How wrong can you get about ANYTHING EVER?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:51, Reply)
You should delete this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 20:58, Reply)
You should delete yourself from your home life so your kids have a chance in life not being dragged down by a bent spastic Fogle prick father

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I'm glad you're not dead xx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:01, Reply)
I'm glad you're posting a bit more again xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Wfh today, normal service will resume tomorrow
Train in and train out, with maybe the odd poo post in between
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Bad times, you were TBOH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:06, Reply)
yeah and now it's me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
LIKE FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
am so!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
NO WAI

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)
U NO DAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)
You're third place at best, certainly top five though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:13, Reply)
there are only four posters left

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:14, Reply)
I'm 2 of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:16, Reply)
the other two are showman and Stibbins

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Poor BeatsWork

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Your mum is stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
BeatsWork has his balls in your daughter's mouth, right now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Hahahahabahahahahahhahahahahhhhahahaahahhahahhahahahhahha
Somewhere in Canada Alanis Moriset's head just exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:09, Reply)
somewhere in Winchester, the bloke from the chip shop just ejaculated in your wife's mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Don't I know it!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
How's your toe?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Ha, still numb, I think it's just a thing I have now :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Sorry I toe raped you
Your ears just don't do it for me any more
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:08, Reply)
NOT AGAIN! Why must you persist in raping me? It's not nice you know, not nice at all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I am very much clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Alright Jeffers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:16, Reply)
I've been in hospital Frog.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Really!? Are you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:17, Reply)
I came round from the treatment, dressed in as a giant talking bear.
It was a Bungled operation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Haha! You knob

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:19, Reply)
So, Shaggy, Velma and Fred, can you name one of the 'big 5' African animals?
Rhino.

Yes Scooby, I know you do, but it isn't your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:20, Reply)
That's terrible. If you were an animal I'd have you put down.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Oh allo Jeff. You ok?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Very well thanks.
The warm welcome I've received must be a sign that the quality of this place has dropped (again).

Previously, either of those jokes would have been met with a LTI shout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:32, Reply)
It isn't a response to your jokes Jeff.
It's just that we all feel the need to humour you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Soz but it was getting dangerously chummy on here.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:43, Reply)
You're right.
Probably best I fuck off again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Hahahhaah!!!
Missed you geofffery
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Evening Nakers.
How is the job going?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:29, Reply)
Alright Tangles.
How are things at Swampy-World?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:33, Reply)
It's not all glamour chaining yourself to trees y'know
'Ow biss?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Good cheers. Better than your mate Swampy.
Apparently he's in hospital, seriously ill.

The medics think he's had a heart attack, they offered him a bypass, but he protested.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
ok, you can lti now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Will do.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I'm not, you know.
Evening all. What's going on tonight? Any more toys out of the pram?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Jeff AND Nakers are here, that's good innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)
Alright B3th.
Stunned and myself exchanged emails today, he might head west in March if you're around.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Sounds good to me
Have you heard from the late lamented Catweazle?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Monty?
Yeah - regular exchanges in communication with the fella. He's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)
He's not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)
This is true.
However, I wish to report that he is indeed doing well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
alright Jeffles

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Not bad thanks.
Yourself? Anything happening in Windmill World (apart from flooding).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Some very exciting developments in house prices as the new high speed rail link draws ever nearer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I knew that awning would be a good investment.
It wasn't just somewhere to keep the kindling dry after all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I don't get flooded, I'm nowhere near the Ouse.
New job starting next month though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Your own swivel chair AND headset!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
plus a head dobber!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Dunno what that is, but I'm guessing....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Maybe that'll mean you can venture south at some point
and not meet people for a drink in the south
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
actually, part of the role involves auditing advisers at their branches, so UK travel.
If I'm down Bristol way I''ll give you a shout.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Wonderful.
Does this mean you'll have access to the company Ford Fiesta?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
He's been given Harters' old company car

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
The one with the jizz stained seats from his 'meetings' with his ex?
Dozer might want to give it a wash first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
nothing as glamorous as that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Vauxhall Corsa?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Train travel :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Trains are far better.
You can have a beer, and blame 'public transport' when you're late for a meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)
But trains are full of 'people'.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I'm fairly sure Dozer would be able to clear a carriage.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
I'm fairly sure he could travel in the luggage rack.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
This is good news.
He's still a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Of course.
That won't change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
So how's yu and the Doris?
All good?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:45, Reply)
It's all spot on B3th
Is work still treating you finely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Yup. Still loving the job.
Just finished my first training course, and should start the next one in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Glad to hear it.
Good people and good hours I hope. And is Mr B3th coping with you being out of the house during 'non-car-boot-sale' hours?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
He's got a bit clingy
but that might just be his age.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
*coughs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Hi Jeff, you look nice, you cunt
*charm offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
And you look like a popped collar, polo shirt wearing cunt.
*Right back at ya, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Evening B3th

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Alright.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
possible replacement here when mr b3th carks it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)
It's a relatively simple like for like replacement

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
West country = simple releatives
No arguments there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
she's got a habit of trawling internet forums for gentlemen in their twilight years to marry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Don't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I've done it ONCE.
That's hardly a habit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
so you admit that was your intent

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
Unfortunately for b3th, her chosen victim has lasted longer than expected.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
It's down to his insistence that she eats the first mouthful of every meal she prepares for him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)

eats chews the first every
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
LOLs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I didn't realise he was as old as he was.
I thought he was only a few years older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
Do you want some tips for assisted suicide?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Allow me
www.itv.com/coronationstreet
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Hayley Cropper.
Stiff for the first time in twenty years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Still got time on Mr b3th then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
We almost didn't need it on Monday.
That was a fun 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Where's your Hippocratic oath now eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
So are you are a real Doctor.
Or just a GP?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Gay Prick?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
GP.
Real enough.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
So did you earn your PhD through ground breaking research
Or were you just given it, because they felt sorry for you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
I drew a picture of insides.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
I'm pullin' your chain.
SBT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)
TBH, working Aand E put me off hospitals for life. Bloody carnage. We often had more coppers there on Saturday nights than med staff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Yeah, well, Plod were probably asking for it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
You drew a CDC, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)
They have just scored. The brutes are going mental.
They couldn't get tickets for Old Trafford, so they came to Kent for some unexplicable reason.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
It's the exotic climate and picturesque landscape that entices the Neanderthals dahn sarf

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
And trains, in the case of Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
I heard they're bringing back third class especially

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
Every train needs a drunken lairy Scot.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I despise those oafish clowns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Inability to follow satnav?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
Those Dutch dyslexics get everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
Never tempted me Froglet

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)
Is one of you morons going to start a new thread or are you content to continue to act as twats in this one?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
Neither, I'm going to bed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Sorry dad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)
So you should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
What you gettin stroppy about young Batty?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)
Nothing at all. Slightly tired, however that feels like a permanent condition recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)
You run down babez?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)
You saying babez reminds me.
I ran a poll to find the least popular member of the Bieber family.

The results are just in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)
Don't give up the shelf stacking.
Never mind the day job.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 22:54, Reply)

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