Alt: Peanut butter and either mayo or tommy sauce on toast is nom.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I am ashamed to know you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Garlic mayo is even better.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

are you pregnant?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Don't knock it.
If you like peanut butter you will love this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

People who liked this also liked:
'Whinging about bad backs'
'Asking fatties when it's due'
'Acting like it's a disability that they let some useless tosser shoot a load up them'
'Wearing badges on the tube and demanding a seat'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I had a badge wearer staring at me this morning but stayed firmly sat down.
Just because you're pregnant you get my seat? FUCK OFF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I just pretend to be asleep, I'd tell them to get fucked but they clearly already have been.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I would rather see a pregnant woman standing
than a fat woman crying
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I dunno, both are quite a turn on...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Pregnant women wear badges?
London is weird.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

On the tube they have 'Baby on board' badges, because they think people give a shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Like on cars?
Yeah nobody gives a fuck.

Well done, someone spunked up you. Get a taxi.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

The ones on cars are apparently to help the emergency services, in the event of an accident so they know there is a vulnerable child in the car that may have been injured, what with babies being rather fragile.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)

^ A bullshit excuse by cunts who want to brag that they can shit out a screaming twat ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

I don't have one on my car.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Sounds like you should get one, you *are* a cunt, after all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

TBF I assumed that you wouldnt
I was referring to the excuse rather than your good self.

*Avoids making the joke that you would need a "Battered on Board" sticker if it were true*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

if they can see the tiny badge
but not the comparatively big child and bigger child seat - that kid got problems
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

She ent called micro for no reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I bet their heads pop like grapes in a macerator

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

You should make up your own badge
"IF YOU WANTED A FUCKING SEAT YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR LEGS TOGETHER THEN YOU COULD HAVE RUN AND GOT HERE FIRST"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:19, Reply)

I want one that says 'BABY? I'M BORED'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

"Why should I stand because you didn't swallow?"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Or even better
Get one of the badges and carry a pillow, if they look at you stick the badge on and shove the pillow up your jumper
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Despite this, I will admit you are a good cook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

o +c
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

NICE EDIT SPAKKO

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)