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Fight club!www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/charles-saatchi-challenges-spectator-journalist-taki-to-a-cage-fight-after-nigella-column-9077408.html
Are you a lover or a fighter? When was the last time it got physical and did you win?
I've had one or two scraps in my time. mainly at school where it was either be bullied or fight back and have a good time throughout your education.
I've been quite chivalrous to friends when out too. Few times Men being rude to lady friends have been forcibly escorted from a bar.
Alt. Following from the foodwrong mentions in the other thread, what strange concoctions do you like to eat?
AltAlt. Still following your new year changes? I have actually been incorporating more exercise.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Alt: Peanut butter and either mayo or tommy sauce on toast is nom. (, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)
People who liked this also liked:'Whinging about bad backs'
'Asking fatties when it's due'
'Acting like it's a disability that they let some useless tosser shoot a load up them'
'Wearing badges on the tube and demanding a seat'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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I had a badge wearer staring at me this morning but stayed firmly sat down. Just because you're pregnant you get my seat? FUCK OFF.
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I just pretend to be asleep, I'd tell them to get fucked but they clearly already have been.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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I would rather see a pregnant woman standing than a fat woman crying
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I dunno, both are quite a turn on...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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Pregnant women wear badges?London is weird.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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On the tube they have 'Baby on board' badges, because they think people give a shit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Like on cars?Yeah nobody gives a fuck.
Well done, someone spunked up you. Get a taxi.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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The ones on cars are apparently to help the emergency services, in the event of an accident so they know there is a vulnerable child in the car that may have been injured, what with babies being rather fragile. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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^ A bullshit excuse by cunts who want to brag that they can shit out a screaming twat ^(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Sounds like you should get one, you *are* a cunt, after all.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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TBF I assumed that you wouldntI was referring to the excuse rather than your good self.
*Avoids making the joke that you would need a "Battered on Board" sticker if it were true*
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if they can see the tiny badgebut not the comparatively big child and bigger child seat - that kid got problems
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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She ent called micro for no reason(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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I bet their heads pop like grapes in a macerator(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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You should make up your own badge"IF YOU WANTED A FUCKING SEAT YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT YOUR LEGS TOGETHER THEN YOU COULD HAVE RUN AND GOT HERE FIRST"
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"Why should I stand because you didn't swallow?"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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Or even betterGet one of the badges and carry a pillow, if they look at you stick the badge on and shove the pillow up your jumper
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Despite this, I will admit you are a good cook. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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I have never been in a fight.Alt: Pretty sure I've posted this before, I used to like Marmite and honey sandwiches as a teenager. I tried it again not long ago and discovered that I still do like them.
Altalt: Lol fatty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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At least I don't blow over in a slight breeze.man up!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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I think you've misunderstood what it's like not to be overweight.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Whatever. get a dinner down you, skelator.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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This is probably his most embarrassing error to date.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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That's what I thought, I honestly posted that correction with a heavy heart as I know he is close to the edge.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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See, this probably goes some way towards explaining why you are fat, if you think being a healthy weight comes from not eating anything.cf. swipe's dust and water diets
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Havent been in any sort of physical clash for 20 odd yearsBut last year (or whenever it was the last time there was a "fuel shortage") I nearly got into a fight on a garage forecourt when some twat tried it on.
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To be fair he started shouting at me and I wasnt going to back downI was shitting my pants
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so the smell drove him away?Good defense technique.
Costly, but effective.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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I can go through a whole jar of pickled onions.I also think processed peas and tinned tomatoes together are nice :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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I can eat pickles with just about everything. I can easily snarfle a jar of gherkins on their own.
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you're doing it wrongjalapeno coleslaw or cheese coleslaw are excellent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:21,
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I like black pudding made from YM's mensies, sprinkled with slices of her tagnuts, accompanied with a dipping sauce made from her vaginal juices. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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Not had back or white pudding for ages. They don't seem tl sell it round here. The supermarket stuff is crap.Same as kippers. Those horrible boil in the bag things are a travesty.
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White pudding is an Irish thing innit?Imma try some this weekend.
I like blacks
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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Generally I'm a lover, not a fighterHowever, if it looks like its going to get physical then I'll never back down (Tom Petty time). Fuck that, bring it on.
I almost had a set to with two gyppo scrappy cunts a few months ago that I thought was going to get ugly. Standing your ground and shouting VERY LOUDLY seemed to work and they both fucked off
Alt:
Scrambled eggs with cheese on toast
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Yer, only eating tasty food and out running
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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Yeah, some of them ferals have weapons so it's best to judge a situation.I'm very good at talking my way out of things and getting the other party to see reason.
Having done many a year in bar work, this is a learned trait.
I've had to deal with stabbings, glassings, attacks with pool cues, the lot.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:28,
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Or as I like to call itA quiet night down the Bigg Market
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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oooooooo*makes notes*
I do have Marmite on my toast fingers for boiled eggs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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Marmite cheddar is gorgeous.As is that Mexican cheese with chilli in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I made a well weird-but-really-nice dish the other dayMinced meat with appricot jam, madras paste, cashewnuts, raisons, topped with a savory custard.
It was proper lush, it comes from a south african dish called baboti
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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You're trolling Battered here, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Nopeimgur.com/CWguIbQ
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2193035
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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Heinz baked beans with loads of cheese grated into it, over toasted crumpets spread with marmite.Optional: poached egg on top.
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Alt: I made chicken stuffed with black pudding and Gorgonzola wrapped in pancetta last nightIt was excellent.
Lamb burgers with savoy cabbage and black pudding are excellent.
Basically black pudding. I'm pondering replacing the Gorgonzola with blackcurrant jam this evening and see how it turns out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Black pudding tower with peppercorn sauce and pancetta(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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Aagh I want some decent black pud now.I'll google and see if there's anywhere online.
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Scallops with black pudding with pea puree. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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I have heard scallops with black pudding a lotI might give it a try. Never had scallops.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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Black pudding is the business (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Not this.*this*
You would miss me. Don't even lie.
I have woven my way into b3ta's heart
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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Hey Frog. You look very handsome today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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Hello Windy Pig, I am merely trying to emulate you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Well, you're a charmer ain't ya! I was in Birmingham from, I think it might actually be worse than Coventry. Yukky.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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I didn't mind Birmingham having been there quite alot.And yes, yes I am.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Maybe it was the bit I was in, All horrid estates and bas roads. Saw a van knock a door off a little car though, which was hilarious.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Birmingham is lovelybut it does have its manky bits.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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I am a violent thug who deserves to be locked up according to Rory. But yeah, was a bit of a violent cunt in my younger days.
How are you Jay?
Alt: did a gravy with spicy tomato sauce, that was nicem
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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don;t mention it, you'll only set him off and all the years of aversion therapy will be wasted!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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I'll do it for dinner and a couple pints of good beer. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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Alright Winders. All good, thanks.Off to Ireland this weekend to see some American drag queens. So that will be fun!
How's the job going?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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All good, driving about, fixing stuff, sciving off in the van. Ace. Where abouts in Ireland? I've got family there, dunno if they're drag queens mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Dublin. never been before. Weather says it's going to be pissing down! lovely!Nah, they are off RuPaul's Drag Race.
It's a show like America's Next Top Model, but with drag queens.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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takes all sorts.A load of the contestants look better than women. Make up is trowled on though. It's an art form.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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Last time it got physical, I was jumped by two lads whilst pretty pissedTurns out they'd been waiting for anyone to attack, they just decided to pick me. Which was nice. Ah well, one has been caught, gone through the system, fined and has to report to a youth panel for 9 months. It's not much, but it'll do. Just glad to have it behind me, to be honest.
Alt: Chicken and marmite sandwiches, a must have for festivals. I'm also fond of pulled pork with smoked cheddar mixed in, served with a fried egg on top, in a bap.
AltAlt: Didn't make any.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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:( People can be cunts.There was an attack on a disabled man in Stockport not so long ago. Feral youths. Caught on camera though.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cctv-shows-attack-disabled-man-6489306
Bastards. I blame the parents.
You are not born with hatred. it is learned.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Aye, my thoughts exactlyDidn't let it get me down though, just glad it's sorted.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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