How many old ladies' bottoms have you had your finger up today?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ONLY YMs!!!!LOLOLOL!!!!!!11111ONE!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

None actually. Shame.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Just the child drowning then eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)

He was trying to be a ship, man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Har old was he?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Legally 15 though closer to 250

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

"Doing a shipman" is actually a recognised med slang term.
Regretful but true.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I guess it's a necessary part of the job.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)

For when a patient dies.'You done a Shipman SBT?'

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Mass murder?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Well something has to stem the rising tide of old people just going on living and not dying for ages

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

I was thinking of mass poisoning of Garibaldi biscuits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

as is
FLK FLP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Go on then
What's that?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Funny looking kid
funny looking parents
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

*ahhhhh*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

TUBE
totally unneeded breast examination
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

These aren't used as much now.
As a lot more patients request to see their records.
NFN.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

its true though innit doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I have nothing but respect for all my patients.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

The TUBE one is true as well
I know these things.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Like fuck you do.
They are humanity. and therefore generally awful.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Normal for Norfolk?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

That's the one mate!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Nah this is:
ART - Approaching Room Temperature. I.e. dead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Haven't heard that one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:21, Reply)

I've heard that doctors list phlebitis
as code for "flea bites" indicating the patient lives in squalor.

Comments?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

This is vein inflammation.
It may well be another jargon term, I haven't heard this one either.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Stop reading your medical files....

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

CTD.
Circling the drain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Youll know' fanny on a string', I assume, working ICU?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Different Badger, Chief.
Amorous is the ICU senior nurse. I'm the non-medical doctor.

So, no, what's "fanny on a string" ?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I know a US navy term for blobbing ladies is
Blue Stringers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Sorry about that. It's the thing on some crash carts that's inserted into the throat to keep an airway clear.It looks like a fanny hanging on a string.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Splendid.
I believe I mentioned this the other day, but I'm always entertained by a friend of mine who, after a 6 month obs/gyn rotation, referred to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

ayeah you did, made me laugh that. Meds have sick senses of humour. Coping mechanism Isuppose.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)

We don't call it child drowning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Total immersion reflux suppression therapy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

You're medically trained?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

No but I will have a bloody good look LOLOLOLOL

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

^ Chubby Bonz ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I wont lie I was very please with my new medical term for child drowning

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

It is rather good, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Not bad. Have a free prescription, anything you want.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Vicodin and hookers please doc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Vicodin and frog's mum will have todo, sos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)

DEAL.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:42, Reply)

I'll give her an enama, clear the passage for you of whatever the hell is up there.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)