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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey you! Good evening! Haha, only me innit.What are you doing? I wonder if it's the same as what I'm doing? Cor, the possibilities are endless!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:22,
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Wicked mate, Grace FTWI'm looking at stuff 'online' as those whizz kids say
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:27,
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Banking shit and looking at doing a course or saink (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:30,
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I'm all about a starter and main. Haven't really got much of a sweet tooth.Talking about Frog here though...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:34,
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Not sure yet, by thinking vaguely about a different career at some point in the future (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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Hay Frog, do you and Swipe have a "Free Pass" list? A list of celebraties that you can, you know, erm,,, BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW... without any yaippity-yap-yap afterwards?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:25,
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Well, basically we have a system where I can shag anyone I like as long as she doesn't find out. She isn't aware of the system either, so keep it to yourself yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:27,
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Oh man, no, don't worry, i'll keep schtum. Last thing I need is her getting angry and throwing me out of..... yeah', i'll keep schtum.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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Finishing work.Off home soon to give the flat a tidy. Have a mate staying over tomorrow as our flight to Dublin is early on Saturday.
Will look not too dissimilar to Freddie Mercury in the I Want To Break Free video. Only in my pants and without AIDS
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28,
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Moustaches are a rare thing.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:31,
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I just checked in a mirror, and it really is.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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Yeah, probably won't be taking fashion advice off a middle aged man in a cap and vans(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:06,
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Yeah unfortunately. Getting there early so we can get some walking about done before the desecration of our livers.
Evening flight too on the Sunday but we will see how hungover I am.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33,
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I like weekends away, I don't get bored then(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:34,
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First weekend in a year I've not been with the other half, which will be weird.He has forgotten what he used to do!
I suggested chronic masturbation.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:35,
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Was a bit of a last minute trip. Only really going because of Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox appearing (don't ask)Seeing him Sunday night and off work Monday so all good.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:39,
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Good, I'd hate for you two lads to fall out(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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we haven't even argued or bickered yet. it's sickening!Right, hometime!
Inabit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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You can't ALL be be doing Swipe, surely? The woman's got to sleep sometime.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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No, it won't be the same as you are doing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:43,
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No you'll be hitting the kids, then giving the wife a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides to keep her busy while you slope off to blaze up a fat one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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Kids are already beaten and in bed.She does love her bit of paper, so she does.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:49,
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no it's okAre we cybering here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:57,
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Getting me schlap on ready for quiz night.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:45,
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Make sure your wig is secure and use plenty of polygrip ed(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:47,
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Sokay, I'm going as a bald old cunt so no help needed.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:48,
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Bit fucking nosey ain't cha?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:49,
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>:(Times like this I really hate you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:52,
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Well really I bet it's talk like this that drove Darth, Chompy and Monty away from B3ta
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:54,
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Has anyone else flounced of late?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:56,
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I really do miss pissing about on here during the day(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:59,
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Is that threat of devorce????tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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Not flouncing as such, but the number of regular posters has dwindled. It's your fault, you started the exodus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:57,
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Movements of Jah people (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:58,
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*trigger fingers*Shoots sheriff
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:01,
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I thought Stibbins has taken over from Nakers as the best on here?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:58,
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What's the rule about real names of people who don't post anymore?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:01,
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that you have free rein to do soEspecially if their account has been deleted.
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Oh okay I'll remember that for when you flounce (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:03,
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look, the Dozington-Smythes are a very prominent family, just don't, yeah?(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
okay, the name ffoulkes-St John will live long after you croak your last(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)
I would rather you just link his blog instead(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:06,
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I thought he just got blow jobs of them on the way to work?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:02,
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Who wouldn't?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:05,
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Yes I know, that post wasn't there when I started writting my reply(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:00,
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I don't bother getting upset anymore I just get mardy instead(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:03,
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Meh, peice off piss really but a 14 year step back down the career ladder
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:05,
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I haven't even been working 14 yearsChin up though, construction is doing better, job market too.
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I kinda got myself into a niche market placeeven as a senior buyer the product is key, general construction materials jobs seem to be being filled with post Grads with CIPS and little or no experience, if I come across as a bit bitter and resentful that's because I am OK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:10,
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I was offered a job in south africabut being as b3ta is blocking that part of the world I had to turn it down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:14,
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I was considering doing CIPS just today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:18,
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YOU MASSIVE SPAZZY SPAZZY SPAZ SPAZ, THAT'S CHiPS, NOT CIPS!YOU SPAZ!!!!!
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Beats sitting in a bath of beans, or walking backwards all day, or whatever those wakki cunts get up to(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48,
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you have a frog in your arse?does it make you talk funny?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:29,
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Late Junction and a joint here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:24,
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I'm drinking heavily and perusing interracial midget granny shemale pornSo, same as you then!
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Too drunk*But you could always google it (fnaaar)
*Cue comments of "I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry" etc....
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Trouble is.......if you live in Coventry, there's nowhere to send someone if you don't want to talk to them - except Bedworth.
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hey, we've all cracked one out over Kimber James, there's no shame in it(, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:57, Reply)
I have just found a massive zit on my backI shouldn't be getting zits. I'm 53.
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If only that were soAfter my divorce, Seasick Steve wrote a song about me - 'I started out with nothin' and I've still got most of it left'.
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Me too so fucking PissedStop Spinning room :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:11,
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I have tomorrow as a holiday so I CAN get pissedI'm less than impressed that you are drunk on a school night
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You don't know who Seasick Steve is?Take yourself into a corner and think about what you've done!!!!
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