I quite like what I do. The best bit is having the flexibility to spend time with my daughter.
Worst job must be working as a bin man, particularly in hot weather.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:46, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i reckon an abattoir would be far worse than being a bin man
see also being a "shit shoveller" and scraping pigeon shit off rooftops

see also being the guy who had to wipe abu hamza's arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Ah, when you're wiping Hamza's ringpiece you are doing Allah a great service.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

RIMFIDEL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

lol!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

imagine how hairy it would be
urrrrrrgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I hope one day he has an itchy arse and forgets when scratchng it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

He forgot about not scratching his eye.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

One of my mates jobs for a while was to fly this fucking great hawk off towerblocks to scare the gulls away.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

i've seen them doing that in uxbridge
poor pigeons.

the funniest thing I've seen in a long time was two guys trying to frighten away seagulls on top of a tower block in the city with two enormous clapper things. we were on the neighbouring roof terrace and killing ourselves laughing - the seagulls bloody LOVED those clappers, they were attracting them like magnets
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:56, Reply)

My Dad always quite wanted to be either a binman or a postman
Fucking nutjob that he is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:50, Reply)

i used to help my friend deliver a newspaper every week
the dogs were fucking vicious. why do that every morning??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Maybe you need the money cos you don't have loaded parents and it's the only job you can do at 13

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:53, Reply)

i don't think they have 13 year old postmen...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Postmen don't deliver newspapers. You're so out of touch.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)