Hey Sporters old chap.
In the 9 years, 3 months and 28 days I've been here I've not fucked anyone from B3ta. Not unless you count the nosh job off Swipe.

Hope this clears up any BGB confusion.

Also from B3ta
( Peej, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:19, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can we have Rory verify this please?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I was rather confused there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Perhaps there should be roll call of those who haven't had sex with BGB.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I haven't fucked anyone from on here
Apart from Monty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Fairly sure?
But not entirely confident?
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Could have been in there by accident

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

It was the shame that drove him away.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I wouldn't get involved in a discussion over shameful sex if I were you, Barters.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I have to fight through this meme.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

meme

hymen
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Not quite sure where this meme started

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Well - when a B3tan and another B3tan love each other very much ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Ahhhhh
*titgazzes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

That hasn't arrived in my inbox yet.
:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I have 2nd class tits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I'll be the judge of that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

(o)(o)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

(.)(.)
Shirley?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)

They match my cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

(.)'(.)

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Mine have to go by ParcelForce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

mnnnng......keep.......going.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

He once gave the lower age range for female celebrities he'd like to do a sex on as 15 and a half

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

That Jonny Briggs is a sexy cunt though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

It seemed a reasonable thing to say at the time.
How wrong I was though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Who were you trying to catch in that range?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I was just casting the net wide.
I think I gave an upper limit too, which was realistically high.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Here you go
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1848474
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Thanks, I'll treasure it like a millstone round my neck.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)

\o
To be fair, I have shagged one b3tan, but only inasmuch as I made an account for mr b3th.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Nice to see he uses it so much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)

I'd say that he doesn't fully understand the magic glowing internet box,
except he's got form for trawling for internet babez
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

trufax

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

For an old git, he's particularly tech savvy.
Comes from being an engineer, I suppose. He used to write programs for the old BBC back in the 80s, and these days he designs Excel spreadsheets to do wonderful exciting things.

It keeps him happy, and off the streets.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I may need his help then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

What do you need?
Something shed-based? A program to keep track of your grot catalogue?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Just a finance spreadsheet.
Got an annoying "bit" where I want it to work out moneys remaining depending on the day and when we get paid, etc.

Damn SUMIFS! *shakes fist ineffectually*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Send us a gaz
and I'll ask him.


If only Chompy were still here, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I am happy with the price we paid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

Plus he managed to pick up a bird half his age.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Not a hot one, though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:52, Reply)

*grooms*
I'd say otherwise

*rubs crotch*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Well, I don't know what you look like, so I can't comment
But it is all relative, isn't it?
You're probably hotter than what is available in his age group.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Maaaaaaaybe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)

You would.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

That is in NO way an objective measurement.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Livin' the dream

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Arthritis Cream

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)