My normal GP is so fucking shit he'd probably try and give the shark paracetamol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:13, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello patient.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I'll quote my last conversation with him form a few years ago
Doc: "What seems to be the trouble?"
Cow: "My back is aching, feels like a pulled muscle or something"
Doc: "What do you expect me to do about it?"
Cow: "...."
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Didn't he insert a digit?
He sounds rubbish to me.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Not even one
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

*lubes uo to the elbow*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

It's not really your GP's fault if people come to see him with complaints that could be dealt with by OTC medicines.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)

People should try getting jobs
rather than just sponging off the NHS. They don't deserve proper drugs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Do you get exemption from prescription charges for your insulin?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Me too for my epi meds. Saves me quite a lot of cash.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I pay a lot of tax so I don't feel too bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I can seriously see the NHS dead within 25 years.
Very sadly I must admit.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Tory prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Not at all quite the reverse.
Unfortunately I'm not a politician/policy maker.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Kcirp yrot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)

As long as it's still free at the point of use I don't think anyone will care.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

leave amorous badger and psycho alone

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

you're killing them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)

when you put it that way,,,
meh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)