When discussing the regular recurrence of an ear infection with my GP
I though I had asked 'Is there anything I should do to help prevent it in the future?', he clearly took it as a more all encompassing question and advised me to 'Just live your life', like some kind of nu-age guru. Still, it's advice I have taken on board, as I am still very much 'living my life'.
Alt: Hello!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He was probably boredhearing about your sore toe.
Actually he sounds shit.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)

To be fair, he's the best Doc I've ever had, none of the usual 'Try penicillin, now piss off' nonsense.
Anyway, it's numb, not sore you fucking shit GP.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

numb toe and shaking hand = GO BACK TO THE DOCTOR

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

+ overgrowth of knee cartilage \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)

With your alcohol dependency too, I'll give you 6 months. Get your affairs in order.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I only binge at weekends!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

There's a little black train a comin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvp7VNSdaBQ
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Still pattern dependency
Have you had a liver function test? Or a finger up the rear?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)

No. Yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Basically he's saying you should drink more during the week

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Sounds reasonable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Ym's doesn't count. And behind the bins isn't ideal either.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)

I have had a doctors finger up my arse. It was okay but I wouldn't do it again, or for pleasure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

How about for money?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Maybe a tightly rolled note, but not a big bag of coins.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Parkinson's
You will be able to use him as a human vibrator within the next 6 months...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

months days
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Yes frog.
LIsten to your mother.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

It's this sort of verbal bullying that keeps me away from your lot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Ignore these people, frog
There are a variety of CAM available to buy online, meaning you don't even need to leave your house to treat it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Thank you Tangs, the voice of reason AS USUAL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Mumsnet is an excellent repository of homespun wisdom and hard med fact.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKiUjgjgy84
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Would've

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I would have said, "Pardon?".
You know, like I had an ear infection and couldn't hear you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I think he'd just done the syringing, so I could hear THANK YOU VERY MUCH MR FUNNY GUY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)