Hello! did you miss me OT?
I bet you did!
Tuesdays are shit, but Wednesdays are shitter.

All them new reality shows are shit. Splash! The Jump, et al. event the addition of Kylie to The Voice hasn't brought it back from the Jessie J infested depths.
Saturday night telly generally. It's turned into a dvd night.

Alt. Vladimir Putin at the minute, but anyone in Politics, really. Obama seems alright.

altalt. Used to get my arse felt all the time as a barman. I'm not a piece of meat! hen nights are horrid things. "I'm getting married, let's celebrate this by being a drunk slag in pink feathers!"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^UPSET^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:55, Reply)

BLOOBLOOBLOO

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Did you have a nice time in potatowogland?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I did. it was a bit cold to be all waling round and that.
Got the Guinness Museum and apparently the Smallest Bar in Europe (possibly) in, stayed round Temple Bar, Trinity College, Grafton Street.

Nice :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Waling round
Is this some gay slang?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Mincing was, like , sooooooo 2013

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I meant to put walking
or wailing, depending on how UPSET I was at the time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Waling = selling your bot bot for a pint guiness

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

The Guinness was free...
if you count 16.50 euros a reasonable entry price.

(to the museum, not my arse)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Hen nights are an embarrassment.
When I had mine, I vetoed any 'comedy' t-shirts, 'hilarious' props, and drunken shenanigans.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:58, Reply)

What did you do then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

warcraft and dog walking

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:00, Reply)

walk finger
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)

About twenty of us, ages ranging from 13 (granddaughter No. 2) to 63 (sister in law)
booked the local pub, and had a dance teacher teach us a routine to pop hits of the day. As we got merrier, the dancing got more complicated.

I was the shittest dancer there : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I think I've missed my calling...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

That sounds well shit, no offence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

We enjoyed ourselves, which is what counts.
I don't do big crowds, or heavy drinking, or screeching harpies, so a traditional hen night would have been my idea of hell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Apart from the drinking I did this for my stag do
I just wanted a day out boozing with my mates
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:01, Reply)

When I worked at the airport, we had hen and stag parties coming through all the time.
The blokes were almost always way more inventive with their 'themes'.
My particular favourite was the dozen or so guys who all arrived at separate times, wearing full country tweed, followed by the stag dressed as a fox.

The women usually just had t-shirts saying 'Sandra sucks cock' and 'Slaggy Sarah'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Ditto
Just took over one corner of a good pub, full steak dinner, much beer and spirits consumed. Why waste half a night staggering between pubs?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Yep
Just went out with a smallish group of mates, went drinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

does pink not suit you, then?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

I ent no hen!
I'm a big cock.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Hen dos are horrid.
Women hunt in packs, men hunt solo.

Thus a pretty girl with more than half a brain can pick apart a group of lads, simply by flirting with each one in turn, but a guy approaching a hen do will be torn apart.

Ugh.

I organised my mate's stag do, in which we went to a comedy club in Bristol (yeah, yeah). There was a hen do in front of us, with the obligatory camp gay male friend. Five words: pink, cock-shaped deely-boppers.

Ugh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:13, Reply)

This is one of the many reasons I have no female friends.
Well, no common ones, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I have never met a woman over 20 that has liked hen dos.
Stag dos can be great, though - mine was. My brief was simply that I enjoy getting drunk in the company of my friends. Considering what pricks my friends are, I suggested we do it a relatively good distance from civilisation.

Cue us going to a nice house on the outskirts of a nice little village in Devon for a weekend, where we went fishing in the morning, and sat by the swimming pool in the afternoon and evening, chatting, playing, and drinking our own bodyweight in booze.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Why were you wearing "pink cock shaped deely boopers"
On a stag do?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Because we are SERIOUSLY wacky.
100% LOOOOONEY, that's us!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Kerr- azzzzy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)