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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright?
Folk seem a bit more upset than usual today.
Anything you want to tell the group?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, 150 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
There's quite a lot I want to tell the group, but I'm afraid I might get hurt again.
So I hide my heart behind a tapestry of touches, with an overcoat of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
That made me have a slight lob on

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
It was the overcoat bit, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)
*blushes*
Yeth.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
*Yewtrees*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
*proffers*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
*leers*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
*drips*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
*paws*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Please, don't encourage Dozer with the 'alright' threads. There's too many of them as it is.
I'm not upset at all. Currently preparing for a job interview tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Alright Battered.
You're right.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Wotcha Doc. How are things?
Could you post me a prescription for Diazepam please?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Need some happy smarties love?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Have you consodered a brisk walk?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Yes.
About 6pm. To the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
THIS^
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
i'm more than alright
just had a very nice client lunch. now got to knock out a witness statement for a £20M claim, before sauntering off to a press party. it's a hard life.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

out a witness statement for a £20M claim, before sauntering off to a press party. it's a hard life

one in
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
can girls do that?
I mean, does that term apply to girls? nothing comes out!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Hence the word "in".

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
like hammering in a croquet hoop

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
does too, seen it on the internet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
skyping with your grandma doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
does too!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2193970
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Fucking CUNT customers
Today has been decreed a Merlot day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Magic!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
No, merlot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Whats that wizard from king arthur got to do with anything?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I'm suspicious of what he has up his sleeve

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
It's a second vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Snidy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
A girl in the office just described Gladiator as an 'old film'
It's 13 years old, but not what I'd term an old film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Technically, she's a GLADIATRIX

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I understand this to be a fairly recent meme
And hereby acknowledge it as such. *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Thanks ' Bill Clay '
*crosses off list*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
In the year 2000, would you have thought a film from 1987 was old?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Well it was so you're wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I still don't class 1987 as old

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
A film from the 80's is now a classic, anything beyond that is old.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Star Wars is not old

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
It is both old and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Like you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
simple
painful

effective

rory could learn a lot from you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
i must watch those one day
but... boy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Don't bother. Shit story, bad acting, poor sfx and bent dialogue

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)
this is why i haven't bothered

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)
It certainly doesn't look new. Even in HD and scrubbed to within an inch of its pixels.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
I was just trying to think of a 70's film that was popular today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Well theres that one with YM and the 1974 FA cup runners up Newcastle Team

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
There's a classic playing with ball joke here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Alien

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Star Wars isn't what I would call an old film
Its a Wonderful life is old. 1987 is not
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:42, Reply)
People of different ages interpreting time differently shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Good to see you've lost none of your Gallic charm in your absence

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
True, innit?
Obviously a 20 year old woman is going to consider 13 years to be a far longer period of time than Bill Clay the "doesn't look a day under 45" 50 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I may very well get all fucking UPSET ON THE INTERNET right now
with I'm-not-THAT-fucking-old rage.

But I'll refrain and go for a little cry instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Try not to piss yourself on your way
you incontinent old goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
So does this mean that 3 minutes of shexy time with a 20 year old will seem ok to them
while with a 40 year old it wouldn't...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Who cares if it seems ok to them?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
#TRUE LADZ

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
There seems to have been some thread deletion.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)
CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Who what where?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Who cares, it'll just be tedious bickering.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I missed it so I will assume it was RoRo and Swo Swo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I missed it too, I'm just working ont he law of averages.
The days of quality arguments being rage-deleted is long over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Would you care to be so kind and start a new thread please, monsieur?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I have, but I wouldn't expect greatness.
This horse needs shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Nowhere, thats the point

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Yeah that was me cos I couldn't be arsed getting involved with this one, sorry, bye xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
alright
That missing girl in York is nothing to do with me, alright?

Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

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