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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I sometimes lick my fingers to separate carrier bags at the self serve.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 10:58,
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You fucking disgusting cunt, other people have to touch and lick them too.
AND the carrier bags.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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Not as bad as the woman I saw
licking her fingers to separate dog poo bags
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:00,
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They don't come with the dog poo ready coated.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:05,
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This was second poo of the walk, though
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:07,
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I bet her mouth looked like a melted bag of malteasers when she got home
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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Oh god
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:10,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:26,
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Why were you following this lady, lokes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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I wasn't
my dog was following hers, just happened to be going the same way.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:15,
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+ Your Honour
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:22,
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I have bought the wrong bags then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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