they are definitely sultanas
the big fat pale brown bastards. you'd think in the context of a cup of curry flavoured grains and chickpeas that I wouldn't notice, but I KNOW THEY'RE THERE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:22, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Did you save them for me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Along with all your kisses for me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Crivens!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)

NO
I pawed through it like an anal obsessive retard, and piled them up at the side of the pot, making upset clicking noises.

they are now in the bin. where they belong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

You're such a stupid big baby

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

And that turns you on?
Sicko
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)

You'd love it too, that's why you married a woman with the mental age of a child, it's the acceptable face of paedophilia....
.....isn't it?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

you don't want to know what turns him on
you'd never sleep again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Is it fat ginger birds?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

fat
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Poor rachel :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

No, that's not what I meant, because, right....oh forget it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

upset clicking noises?
Like an Ethiopian or whatever those clicking blacks are...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Kalahari bushmen innit?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

sounds forrin

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Xhosa

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Bless you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

more like an overgrown budgie that doesn't like its seed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

More like a dolphin, although she doesn't do it.......
....on porpoise!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

LTI>

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Well, I tried.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Get out.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Oh come on! I even used italics

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

It does make a joke funnier.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

^TGGI^
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Not really, but it does make it leaner

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2203039
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I just like to put a different....
angle on it
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

STOP WIV DE ANGLES

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

See, if Lokesy had posted his in this style...
...I might've liked it!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I nearly did exactly that.....
....just to prove the point
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Racist and sexist!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Oh man Sultanas
these are dire straights indeed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

*plays honky tonk just like anything*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Oh you get a fucking Dire Straights joke
But not a Nazi one

#what a prick
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

#cantdohashtags

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

#beatmetoit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Fruit has no place in a main course.
/is a foodwrong weirdo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Hawaiian pizza
Gammon and Pineapple
Cranberry and turkey
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

All unacceptable.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Strawberries added to a green salad

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

What is wrong with you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

FUCK OFF FRUIT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

That's my point

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

^
See also: pork and apple sauce
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

^tggi

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)