I hope you are still here posting when I'm in the pub in a couple of hours
Then we can chat some more
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nah, I finish at 5 on a friday and see real life people when Im not at work.
I'm just using you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)

I'll be in the pub roughly between 4.35 and 4.55, so we'll chat then!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

It's good going to the pub when Jason is still wearing his telecommunication headset and having potential 'clients' hang up on him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Do you not have a headset when doing orders of whatever it is you do?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

No.
I'm not in telesales.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Technically neither am I

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Yes you are.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

"Technically"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I am an extremely important cog in the wheels of this company!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

you aren't though, are you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)

totes am.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Course he is
You don't want someone with poor telephone manner being the first impression people get of your company.
I would imagine a nice, friendly-sounding gay, with a Geordie accent puts a lot of people at ease.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

hello, have you heard about how the government have told the banks they have to pay you back your PPI?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

You sound like a nice young man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Yes I have! I have been paying PPI that....
....I didn't want, need or ask for!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)

then we can help you claim compensation! just leave it to us!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)

yeah, where all the cogs are linked to an automated dialing system and you read from a script hoping to rip off bewildered old women

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Whenever i get called by Jason's company about PPI
I tell them which of their statements are flat out lies and that I work in Compliance for a large wealth management firm and know more about the subject than they do.

It's well lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

it sounds it
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

It's not lol at all, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Never mind, that's.....
...okay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I don't do PPI though, innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)

YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU POST ON B3TA OK????

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)

HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND ITS HIS THING
WHAT A DUMBNUTS
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)

because only an utter spastic would need to use a third party claims firm, or indeed work for one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Haha!! Oh you and your ways!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)

It's your ways that I find.....
....funny
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)

My dear FMD-S
I find myself in the uncomfortable position of agreeing totally and unequivocally with your post.

I shall, of course, be consulting "the internet" as to whether deletion of my account and subsequent suicide would be appropriate.

Yours as ever

L.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Dearest L
As always, a kind and thoughtful epistle, so gratefully received.

I do so beam with pleasure at our mutual acquiescence toward the very subject of the spasticity of TPC firms abd how they prey on the stupid, both as clients and as employees.

I hope that such an agreement may lead in time to the first fires of friendship.

Yours as always,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:44, Reply)

My dear FMD-S (R)
I do hope you are not attempting to groom me

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Dearest L
Not even our beloved mutual friend J would groom you.

With eternal felicitations,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Dear FMD-S (R)
I am most gratified to hear that.

Yours

L
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Click!
So eloquent.

Actually, solicitors use firms like ourselves to drum up business for them. Not that I need to explain myself.

Of course, should the market change, I will gladly find other work.
Your concern is duly noted.
Please find attached a diagram instructing how to deal with your opinion.

loltrap.com/pictures/b02f0c434ba1da7396aca257d0eb1e2f.jpg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)

learn to post pics you thick bender
Also, learn about how to use reflexive pronouns you thick call centre bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Oooh. Right where it hurts!
My grammar and job!!

This is gonna be a big bloobloo and no mistake!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)