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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning shitcunts.what's your plan for today? Piss about here when you're supposed to be working? Drinking yourself in to oblivion this evening before passing out?
Alt: Would you relocate for the right job? I have the possibility of one in Solihull. Don't think I can be that far away from micro though.
AltAlt: Best curry?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:04,
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latest was 11 years ago)
did you see that story about fifty grand worth of Brewdog beers getting stolen?(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:15, Reply)
ha ha wogs are funny aren't they? with the hair and their 'boomboxes'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:18,
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I believe the vernacular is 'Brixton briefcase'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:19,
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Ha ha , never heard of that, I like it and will tell the wogs I know all about it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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May Jesus bless your day with happiness and the peace and calmness of His Spirit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:19,
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May His love sooth your soul, for He is worthy of our praise.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:26,
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May the love of Jesus fill your heart. Blessed are those who have heard the good news.(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)
May the rich creamy goodness of His love fill the Jesus shaped hole in your life.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:29,
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I don't think i like this Christian grooming, soz m8Anyway, I'm CoS, you're CoE or sutin, it would never work out.
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I got married in a CoS cathedral, but I was raised CoE.All seemed pretty similar to me, apart from a couple of minor differences in the service.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:32,
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in CoS the whole thing is that all you need for worship is a bible, nothing else.CoE has gold and robes etc. There's more to Presbyterianism than that though, but it's even more tedious than a whole page of 'alright'.
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The minister insisted he decided on our vows & that there was a small sermon. Better than a catholic wedding though - they often include communion.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:46,
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Sounds as though he didn't pay attention to it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:51,
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One of my cousins had a Catholic wedding.It went on for fucking hours.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:51,
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Wouldn't have had a church wedding at all, but we had to as her mother is an Elder of the CoS. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:54,
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just telling the truthfrom what we've heard about her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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May Lucifer, Son of the Morning, destroy your life with fire and brimstone, may your family suffer welts, boils and pestilence, and may you be ^UPSET^ all they days of your life. Love and best wishes for the future,
Frog
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:34,
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Bhuna can be good if it contains enough tamarind, otherwise it can be a bit bland. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:23,
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I'm going to cook a goan fish curry this weekend I think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:26,
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I'm alright in the kitchen, need to get some good curry recipes.There's a Muslim bird at work says she'll give me some recipes, really looking forward to it.
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My plan for today is exactly as you have specified above. EXACTLY.Alt: Yes, I intend to relocate closer to work this year if all goes to plan.
Altalt: My local place does 'dry' curried chicken on the bone that comes with a lamb and vegetable curry sauce, it's wicked. I can't remember the name though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:21,
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Has Clyde taken you to Needos or Tayabs yet?Dry meat FTW.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:22,
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Yeah, the first time I met Monty was at Needos, the mutton thing was excellent.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:23,
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I think it would be right and proper for a second attendance(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:25,
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Yeah. Get your bird on the case eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:27,
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thanks BATTEREDi love being woken up on my day off by a man hungrily demanding a group hot meat session.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:37,
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Haha.You rarely make me laugh. Well done.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:38,
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it was not a subtle shotbut it still burned straight past the defence and into the net
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:05,
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i was channelling badgerand lo, he appeared!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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That's football, sweetieI don't "do" football. Terrible prole's pastime
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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i am truly shocked, sweetest of sweetheartsi thought you, of all people, would recognise a hockey reference.
it's like you just wear those pink socks for fun...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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haha, you don't get much call for hockey commentarybut fair enough.
Anyway, pink socks are SO last year. It's green ones with sheep on this season.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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They are on my facebook.Admittedly not me wearing them, but still.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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i shall duly stalk iti thought about you (albeit briefly) yesterday - we drove past somewhere called [name] hills. didn't stop though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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On here?I think you might want to take of the rose-tinteds, chief.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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Yes and yes.Alt: Maybe. Depends where, really.
Solihull is about 10 minutes from where I am right now - we could meet for lunch!
Altalt: Just one? The best ones at my local include: Chettinad, Pepper Fry, Coconut Fry. In fact there isn't a bad dish on the menu.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:42,
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I think the only way I could do the job would be working up there Mon- Wed & from home on Thursday & Fridays.Until September when micro starts nursery, then I could be up there 5 days a week if required.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:45,
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my plan for today:bit of working from home, coffee with the niece and sister-in-law, drive down to essex to stay with other brother and kids tonight.
alt: depends where. in the uk, anywhere other than manchester could fuck off. certain places outside the uk, yes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:48,
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He's clearly a pervert, normal people don't do fat ginger northerners. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:59,
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That accent is tricky though! I thought my fake accent to cover up my pastywog heritage was bad.(
Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:02,
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it wasremember when the barmaid brought you a combine harvester instead of a pint?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:03,
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yeah rightlike a bar that thin could hide my stupid beachball tits
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:04,
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They're tucked round the back, The bar is to cover your hideous tattoo.(
Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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i hope you choke on a carrot in your pasty and die a gargling lonely death(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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Statistically he's more likely to take his own life, probably in his garage.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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Do some work, maybe, I dunno.Alt. Not if it meant leaving the kids no.
AltAlt, This fine example of Indian cuisine
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Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:49,
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ooh, do you have tesco in cornwall now? well done(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:51,
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*something about not being able to locate three wise men or a virgin*(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
We have our own version of the nativity down here.If anyone is at all interested I will tell you all the tale of Darren and Tracey
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Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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Be sure to make everyone wait for at least half an hour after their appointment time!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:06,
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That's dedication. Ours only gives us eight minutes.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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Probably do some work. Same as alwaysThen entertain minibadger.
I've discovered some has actually been bothered to ignore me on /QFTW. I'm astounded. I go there so rarely and am so grey it takes a truly special level of ^UPSET^ to ignore me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:07,
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I've no idea, it'd be tricky to give enough of of a shit to log out and find out.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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It's whoever is the one reply to TDub's post towards the top banging on about hairy american footballers.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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I thought that, but it is only an OMGDELETION, by none other than our very own Frog!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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shocking behaviour, tangles.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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We all know that deletion is up there with stealing, murder and picking up vulnerable fat girls off the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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I haven't worked out how to tell if someone has me on ignore.I wonder if the SHITMOD can tell.
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Peej, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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YeaHeading home after 10 hours flat out doing end of month reporting. Nothing else today bar maybe a swim.
Alt. Nah, done enough moving. Job has to be near enough to where I am now.
Alt alt Hopefully, the next one.
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Morning Slags and Svens. Bit of work, bit of haircut.
Alt. Did many times.
That creamy stuff with coconut in it. Got a foreign sounding name if I remember right.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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Morning fatfaceMy plan for today is to piss about here a bit, there a bit, everywhere a bit bit. Then order takeaway pizza and have a few drinks. Living the dream!
alt: I did. Now I'm in London, turns out it's full of cunts.
altalt: Lamb Jalfrezi.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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When are you taking me & Stunned to Hawksmoor?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:28,
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Morning fucknuggetsI plan to do as little work as I can get away with - like every other day - before drinking myself to oblivion at the pub quiz tonight.
Alt: Maybe. I was offered the chance many years ago to relocate from Edinburgh to the southern tropical cosmopolitan shit-heap known as Swindon. Thank christ I didn't take it. Got 2 kids so I would be reluctant to move anywhere else though. Maybe in a few years when they've flown the coop, but the quality of life her is pretty good. I definitely don't fancy working in London at all. Full of cunts.
AltAlt: Chicken tikka bhuna.
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At your pub quizThe answer to question 8 will be Oliver Postgate...
HTH's
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Cheers guv. *takes notes*As long as you have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Alfred Hitchcock films and the Creedence Clearwater Revival back catalogue, you're sorted. Our quizmaster is nothing if not predictable...
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