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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet you paint your hamster's nasty little claws I'm having a nice day off, lunch with younger brother in a minute, evening/tomorrow with older brother when I can be arsed to face the fucking 50mph snooze fest they've turned the m6 into... so they can instal fucking variable speed limits. how can they not see that variable speed limits cause traffic jams? it's almost as if they WANT to increase revenue from motorists and don't care about anything else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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latest was 12 years ago)
It's because every other driver is slowly down to laugh at your stupid numberplate. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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sorry my parents loved me enough to buy me a 21st birthday present it has sentimental value and I ent getting rid of it because of some dwarf who is too short to read it properly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:00,
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Hey! I *can* read it you fucking bastard.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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wait! I hadn't finished, you impatient twot(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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Mate with the subject matter you have to work with I am not surprised you are struggling
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For my 21st I was given a seal ring engraved with the family crest that I am supposed to wear on the little finger of my left hand.I don't wear it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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Isn't that a gay thing?Jase?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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I think it was hankerchiefs, not rings, in a pocket or summat.I dunno. I only bum them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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Yer, I'd heard of the handkerchief thing 'cause Springsteen's famous album has him down as a felcher or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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Is the crest of a small bloke giving another small bloke a shoulder carry in a pub in order to get served.
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you have said many times that you hate your familythis might also be a contributing factor...
also signet rings are fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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but when micro saves her pocket moneyto buy her daddy something hideous that she chooses herself... you'll wear the shit out of it.
that is how sentiment works.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I don't wear any jewellery apart from a watch. I didn't even have a wedding ring. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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Alright swipe. Variable speed limits are fucking shit. Hate hate hate. It's much more fun to watch the van driver not paying attention slam in to the back of the queue at 70.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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they are fucking shite. you tonk along quite happily and then hit the variable speed limit - instant traffic. cunts (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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I am surprised I haven't seen any bad accidents yet the amount I'm driving. There was a guy this morning who had binned it in to a hedge on a skip Road, but I was too far behind for any of the good bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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I saw a motorbiker come off his bike, smash his head against a telegraph pole . That was gruesome. He was brown bread by the time the ambulance got there.
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i had a cunt jump off a motorway bridge right in front of my carthose images took a long time to fade
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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And to be pedanticIts actually people that don't follow the variable speed limit that cause the jams, in the accordion effect. The variable limits are proven to actually improve your overall journey speed.
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theory is worthless in practice they do fuck all except cause jams. and create revenue.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:02,
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men in "stupid ideas but sticking to them rigidly" headline (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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Touche But quite genuinely if everyone obeyed the speed limits and also the variable the flow on the road would be better. Unfortunately the reality is you get people who ignore them and then slam on when creating the problem.
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+ get caught by a speed camera and have to attend a speed awareness course on thursday(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:09,
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Darn tooting*has driven for 22years without getting a single point on license*
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NOR HAD Iuntil i had someone in the car with me who was SO ANNOYING that i just wanted to get there asap and flung all caution to the winds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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Don't bother. Take the three points. It won't make any difference to your insurance as long as you don't get anymore points. You will never get the 4 hours back and it is the most patronising clap trap going.
I left my one after 20 mins and took the points.
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my best mate and i are doing ours togetherwe have lunch planned afterwards and shopping before i head in for a major client event and - oh wait, fucking tube strike.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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sure, if we banned all retards from driving, it would flow much betteras this can't happen, putting things in place that they don't understand are going to make it worse.
another example would be junctions that should have no traffic lights at night - see america. this would work perfectly well here, if only people weren't such fucktards.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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