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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's talk feet.Painted toenails or just varnished? Open toed heels or stilettoes?
Alt: tedious beakering, par for the course innit.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbqNsTqfnA
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:56,
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risky work clickphew!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:10,
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As long as they have the correct number of toes, they point the right way and they dont smell of camembert I'm OK with themIts more the legs for me
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Updating your CV is a right ballache
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:58,
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One of mrs tangle's friends doesn't have the correct number of toesBut you probably wouldn't kick her out of bed.
I don't know what they smell like, mind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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I once had a bmx crash as a kidand looked down to see my foot point almost exactly backwards... I then vomited and passed out
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I once tried to go on a bmx ramp on my Raleigh TomahawkIt turns out they are not well designed to counter gravity and I landed on my head.
I didn't vomit or pass out though, I'm not a bender.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:09,
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first time I went on a mini ramp I was proper shiteing it.I decided not to drop in, so no injuries sustained!
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I was really cool and showing off to girlsI think they were impressed by my vomit covered unconscious move
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you big babyi.imgur.com/TG4gADT.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:11,
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Yeah, I still can't ever get anything to open on that site
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:15,
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\o/Does 54.225.125.247/TG4gADT.gif work?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:28,
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get IT on the case(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:35,
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I'm still trying to find a way to phrase it so it looks as though I need it for work.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:36,
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I reckon I could put up with missing toes, but I'd be proper put off if they had webbed feet or sutin.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:20,
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Not sure if I've mentioned it but I have a numb big toe(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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Sorry, the doctor is fully booked today.You could try the walk-in centre?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:07,
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It's almost as if I gain some small pleasure from repeating myself.../rory
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:18,
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If its the repetition you enjoyThen please get one large bottle of paracetamol and one bottle of whisky...
Take 2 paracetamol and wash down with whisky and repeat until finished
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I'm not sure that would help my numb toe, not sure if I mentioned that....Alt: Fuck off
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:21,
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Yeah! Revenge is a dish best served a couple of days later(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:36,
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The war between us is now over. I am relieved.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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Phew eh BTW that sentence sounds like you should be standing on a mountain with one foot on a boulder
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How far off your appointment schedule are you now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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Aha So the leg bone IS connected to the hip bone... That's good to know
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*hears the word of the lord*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:18,
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What have the Jews got to do with anything?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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Chicks love a shaved head bbz.or summat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:26,
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I'm not one for feet, really.They don't turn me off, but they don't turn me on.
No trotters please.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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I am VERY busy today.In amongst the metric fuck-tons of work I have to do, I have to fit in a telephone interview. I've also been contacted about another job paying similar money.
It's my review later this week, I shall be bringing up the interest and the amount of money they're offering.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:26,
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Just wave a white flag and gtfo of there(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:27,
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I find that pretty much all jobs in the UK pay similar moneyIts called Sterling. Now I know its a bit different to the Euro and the Franc before but I am sure that you will get used to it. You may even find that by looking at the pretty pictures on the notes you will find out a bit about British history
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Apparently a bird is going to be on a note soon.Apart from the queen.
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Bloody feminists, I hope they all get raped and killed(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:37,
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There was a great moment on a phone in a while ago with that feminist who was harping on about the no women thing, when a caller said that all the notes have a woman on them so surely it would be fairer to have a male on the back.
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They should do what Scotland does and put bridges and shit on them.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:44,
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it doesn't matter if you're black or white.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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One of my bosses once asked me if I was thinking of leaving at my appraisal.I found it mildly insulting that he though I would be daft enough to admit it until I'd got a proper offer etc if I was.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:39,
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If I get an interview, I'll tell him I've got an interview.He needs to go he's underpaying me, though.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:45,
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I'd wait for the offer in case I fucked up the interview.Personally.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:48,
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I'm just saying I'm getting interest, I'm not going to say "these guys want to employ me for this money. Give me more."That'd be tactically unsound, to put it mildly.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Shit off Gay boy. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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Congratulations!Now you have infinity lives and weapons!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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I don't think I've ever put more thought in to toenails beyond "better give them a trim before they come through my socks."
Fucking nail varnish prick. Honestly frog, it's enough to make me sick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:56,
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I bet you paint your hamster's nasty little claws I'm having a nice day off, lunch with younger brother in a minute, evening/tomorrow with older brother when I can be arsed to face the fucking 50mph snooze fest they've turned the m6 into... so they can instal fucking variable speed limits. how can they not see that variable speed limits cause traffic jams? it's almost as if they WANT to increase revenue from motorists and don't care about anything else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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It's because every other driver is slowly down to laugh at your stupid numberplate. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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sorry my parents loved me enough to buy me a 21st birthday present it has sentimental value and I ent getting rid of it because of some dwarf who is too short to read it properly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:00,
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Hey! I *can* read it you fucking bastard.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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wait! I hadn't finished, you impatient twot(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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Mate with the subject matter you have to work with I am not surprised you are struggling
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For my 21st I was given a seal ring engraved with the family crest that I am supposed to wear on the little finger of my left hand.I don't wear it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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Isn't that a gay thing?Jase?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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I think it was hankerchiefs, not rings, in a pocket or summat.I dunno. I only bum them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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Yer, I'd heard of the handkerchief thing 'cause Springsteen's famous album has him down as a felcher or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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Is the crest of a small bloke giving another small bloke a shoulder carry in a pub in order to get served.
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you have said many times that you hate your familythis might also be a contributing factor...
also signet rings are fucking rank.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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but when micro saves her pocket moneyto buy her daddy something hideous that she chooses herself... you'll wear the shit out of it.
that is how sentiment works.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I don't wear any jewellery apart from a watch. I didn't even have a wedding ring. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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Alright swipe. Variable speed limits are fucking shit. Hate hate hate. It's much more fun to watch the van driver not paying attention slam in to the back of the queue at 70.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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they are fucking shite. you tonk along quite happily and then hit the variable speed limit - instant traffic. cunts (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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I am surprised I haven't seen any bad accidents yet the amount I'm driving. There was a guy this morning who had binned it in to a hedge on a skip Road, but I was too far behind for any of the good bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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I saw a motorbiker come off his bike, smash his head against a telegraph pole . That was gruesome. He was brown bread by the time the ambulance got there.
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i had a cunt jump off a motorway bridge right in front of my carthose images took a long time to fade
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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And to be pedanticIts actually people that don't follow the variable speed limit that cause the jams, in the accordion effect. The variable limits are proven to actually improve your overall journey speed.
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theory is worthless in practice they do fuck all except cause jams. and create revenue.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:02,
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men in "stupid ideas but sticking to them rigidly" headline (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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Touche But quite genuinely if everyone obeyed the speed limits and also the variable the flow on the road would be better. Unfortunately the reality is you get people who ignore them and then slam on when creating the problem.
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+ get caught by a speed camera and have to attend a speed awareness course on thursday(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:09,
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Darn tooting*has driven for 22years without getting a single point on license*
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NOR HAD Iuntil i had someone in the car with me who was SO ANNOYING that i just wanted to get there asap and flung all caution to the winds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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Don't bother. Take the three points. It won't make any difference to your insurance as long as you don't get anymore points. You will never get the 4 hours back and it is the most patronising clap trap going.
I left my one after 20 mins and took the points.
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my best mate and i are doing ours togetherwe have lunch planned afterwards and shopping before i head in for a major client event and - oh wait, fucking tube strike.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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sure, if we banned all retards from driving, it would flow much betteras this can't happen, putting things in place that they don't understand are going to make it worse.
another example would be junctions that should have no traffic lights at night - see america. this would work perfectly well here, if only people weren't such fucktards.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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