fart filtering underwear?
this is a thing now?

www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1028635/high-tech-underwear-for-him-this-valentines-day?sk_ref=poptoday
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:55, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

pump pampers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Dreadful wimmin-centric website.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 12:57, Reply)

just because you need a pair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)

There is no doubt about that.
The tone of the website is akin listening to stupid 25 y/o bank clerks on the train back to Dartford who, once there, will get a back hander off their builder husband, Del, and then be forced to suck his unwashed cock. WHERE'S YOUR STUPID WEBSITE NOW, EH!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:04, Reply)

it's the only article on there i've ever seen
so i'll take your word for it.

also, like you wouldn't gag for a threesome with said bank clerks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Don't do thick birds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)

I'm dis-custard at this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I am in dis-pear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

no no, it's all about how hot they are, apparently
brains and everything else are irrelevant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Basically
TITS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)

yes
but I suppose they are entitled to their opinions, however immature.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I dont see how bird watching will help.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Do they make them for women?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

women don't need them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Oh i think they do......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)

There's a whole world of subtext here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)

man is revolting and tries ineptly to blame someone else

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

woman denies nocturnal emissions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

^^farts smell of unicorns and fairy dust

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)

i never fart or belch
it's disgusting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

LIES^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)

TGGI
ABIIMFSIB
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

You're a vegetarian for fucks sake
I'd be surprised if you do anything else.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

I find this rather sexist myself :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)

OK Babez

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)