I think they should have a vote and then fuck off the ungrateful cunts.
No way should they get the Pound and the stability and bank of last resort benefits built on the backs of English (not British) tax payers. And in any event, why don't the rest of us get to vote too, it effects us?

Give them the oil back and then send the Navy to take it back by force. I am also pro-Hadrians Wall. Something like the Israel/Palestine wall will do nicely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:30, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oi stunned!
The BoE was founded by a Scotsman or saink.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Many fine things in our modern country have been Scot invented or devised.
We are better as one country.

Alex Salmond's inferiority complex is not a reason to break up the UK.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

it's not one country though and hasn't been so for a very long time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I like the idea of the wall, maybe escape from new York style.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I'd cancel their fucking passports and driving licences too.
Burn their birth certificates if they are in our possession. Take the BBC off the airwaves in Scotland and block mobile phone frequencies that aren't going to be theirs or charge massive roaming fees obv.

I'd like to see them set up a state over night from scratch.

All of this for 5m people? 3 times that live within the M25.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Couldn't we round up all the ex-pat Scots and send 'em all back too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

yeah!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I'd certainly make all of you apply for residency until your EU membership was complete.
Which, btw, I'd veto.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

^ this ^
oooh Scotland's so great, it's so lovely, it's so great and lovely that I fecked off as soon as I could.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

It does all seem a bit pointless to me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

what was that film with all the infected people caged up in Scotland?
Doomsday. Good plan then, good plan now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)

i loved the currency thing
och, we'll keep the pound.

er no. that's not your decision.

och then, we'll have the euro.

er NO. that's not your decision.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Maybe they will just trade haggis.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

And assorted deep fried and battered food

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I feel like they'd win.
I had deep fried chocolate ravioli yesterday and it was well good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I expect it will be quite the opposite when it 'unraviolies' out your arse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I feel quite sorry for people who think of the entire digestive process when someone mentions food.
It's a bit like those with OCD who go mad about germs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

i'm just worried that he is thinking about your bum-oley

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)

When I think of Shakira shaking her thang in my face, I generally don't think of what she does with it first thing in the morning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I just took the opportunity to use a word that sounds like 'unravel', my depth of thought went no further than this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I can see no flaws in your reasoning and thus support it wholeheartedly.
#affect/effect
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I wasn't sure which. I stick with effect normally.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

if he EFFECTS the transaction properly, the EFFECTS will AFFECT you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

see also in/dependent and dependant
your DEPENDANTS are DEPENDENT upon you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

yer, that annoys me an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Definately.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)

keep these things SEPARATE
not SEPERATE, you loser.

and BUISNESS. ffs.

the only exception is gonz, who hugely improves things. fwah gwah might even have overtaken oboejeans as my new favourite gonzism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:13, Reply)

defiantly
Also, 'loose' instead of 'lose' and 'chose' instead of 'choose'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)

You effect something
Something affects you.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Unless, of course, you're affecting something, but we'll ignore that for the moment.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Chz. Noted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Then, of course, something can have an effect on you.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Effect as in, about to do. Affect as in, has just happened.
When I pirated Ben Assfleck's latest movie; the effect is that i'll have something to watch, but the affect is that he'll lose money. Or the other way around, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, I'M A MORRON ANYWAY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)

All we got to do really is put the M25 on stilts, about 150metres high.
It's not like Eddingborough have nukes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)