She ent getting anything anyway as it is a made up bullshit commercial day for mugs and wankers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

If i got a mug for Valentines it would be smashed over his head.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Mrs Cow has 6 creme eggs for her present

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Are you supposed to get a present?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Dunno
Just being nice innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I don't like being nice. I hope you aren't supposed to.......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Dunno
I have MOAR pie for dinner too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

As I understand it, valentines day is where I get a nice meal cooked for me and I produce a handmade card. That's it, right?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

this^
With more fingers up bums
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I almost forgot the most important, and traditional part!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Sanchez or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

See what happens on Steak and Blowjob day,

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2558436/The-depressing-Valentines-gift-EVER-Kissing-pillow-lets-lonely-singletons-practice-snogging-skills.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I aint thinking of kissing... Dat Dare is the BJ pillow

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I believe that was every man's immediate thought

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

We are just getting small stupid nonsense. Heart shaped bollocks or something

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Why?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Tight underwear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

hahahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I say, Athers, he's struck that one right over the clubhouse

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

♥ - fronts?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Dunno.
It's just nice.
We get each other silly gifts all the time.

Instead of cooking, which we always do, it's takeaway time :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Sounds a bit gay to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

I creamed on Mrs Cow's eggs for her present

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Is this a jaysonism or are you being funny?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

bit of both

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

^ luckily i know this isn't true ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

SURPRISE!!!!!
You're getting nuffink
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

It's not rape if you shout...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

i will look forward to receiving my flowers
you're getting a present AND a meal cooked, so there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Can we meet near a garage forecourt?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

House of Fraser
Used to be Binns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Oddbins is more likely

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

no
we can meet in covent garden, because it's on the right tubeline for you, and because I need to pick something up. then we can have a drink, then we can go back for tasty scran.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

As it is a very busy station, it may be advisable to use the nearby Leicester Square, Charing Cross, Embankment or Holborn stations.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)