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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Controversy
I'm cooking a veal bolognese his week. What's the most controversial food you've had?

Alt. 5 Nek Nomination deaths now, despite it being at the forefront of the media for weeks. Is this natural selection for those stupid enough to neck 2 pints of gin?
State a controversial belief or statement.

Alt alt. Frog wants some funnies, so feel free to ignore the above and have the usual piss taking.

I'm tired today :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:00, 235 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I ate a baby's fresh tongue once.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I EATED A ABORTED FOETUS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)
probably a cheddar slice
I did cook lamb for the bloke on valentines day, however. poor baby sheepums.

alt: natural selection at work. let it be.

altalt: he should look in the mirror then.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Pretty sure this isn't how natural selection works

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
well, sometimes it doesn't work
hence your existence
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Lamb is lovely but I try not to eat it loads.
Mind the sheeps get killed with or without my purchase anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I don't think you understand how supply and demand works

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
You're a right laugh today mind aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)
hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
LOOK BBZ, IF U R STRUGGLING TO BE 'A RITE LARF' TAKE SOME INSPRIERASTION FORM JAYSUM

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Stop trying to make shouty baby talk happen.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
FUCK OFF JAYSUM YOURN SHIT AND YOURN THREAD IZ WELL SHIT TOO :))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
xoxo
LUV U B4BYGRRL
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Lack of meat is killing him

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
yeah, by killing more animals we have to eat more
that's right innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Did Jill Phipps die in vain :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I had to google but it was worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Neighbours at the terraced house she recently bought in Hillfields in Coventry with her partner, Justin Timson, described them as "travelling types" who always seemed to have a lot of trouble with their old van.

"Jill's bloke is Australian and he makes and sells didgeridoos for a living, but they do seem to be short of a bob or two," said one. Relationships with the couple, and their two mongrel dogs and pet rats, were amiable even if most did not share their fervour for animal welfare.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Look well grubby, dunt they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
I bet their dogs and rats weren't veggie.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:13, Reply)
They probably were
Fucking idiots that try to feed dogs a vegetarian diet piss me right off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Im feel sorry for the dogs that sit with homeless folk.
Loyal animals though, even when starving!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
No, she died in Coventry

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
No she didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I stand corrected
Baginton.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:13, Reply)
she was a fucking idiot

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
How's this for blind faith?
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/snakehandling-pastor-dies-after-refusing-treatment-for-bite-9133265.html
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
i saw that on fb
more Darwinism awards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Neknomination deaths = evolution in action.
I don't want these spineless weak-willed fuckwitted morons in the gene pool, not even the shallow end.

Altalt: Took my car to a quantum mechanic. It'll be ready last Thursday.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Again I'm almost certain this is nothing to do with evolution

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
If they don't breed, their genes don't get passed on
I'm pretty sure that's evolution.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:08, Reply)
he hasn't evolved out of coventry, so-
oh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
I don't think you understand how evolution works.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah, come on Jay, important business here.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2215536
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:07, Reply)
hth xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:14, Reply)
3 and a half. Flattery will get you nowhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
rose or white?
If its rose veal then its fine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Dunno. it's baby cow mince innit

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)
White veal
they are force fed and kept in darkness

rose veal is basically cow version of lamb.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Awww. I hope it's not white.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Whitey's are right pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
YER ITS NATRAL SELEXSHUN AT WERK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Alt: I don't understand all the fuss, Stunned has been starting the day with a swig of aftershave for years
Kids nowadays are just lightweights.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
If you get neknominated and down a pint of spirits then you deserve everything you get.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
What is this neknominated nonsense?
No, I can't be bothered to Google it, just fucking tell me, you six toed freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Its a new thing on social media where you dare friends to do outrageous things and then they have to neck a drink.
One woman rode a horse into tesco, which was lols.

Stupid mongs are downing bottles of vodka and pints of gin and then dying.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I hate social media.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
It never sits right if your default setting is antisocial

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I just end up wondering why the hell I bother talking to anybody.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
You film yourself downing a pint, nominate someone to do the same and it goes on.
Wacky slags down a can of Stella in Asda dressed in Lingerie, normal people down a pint of beer in the pub and utter twats who deserve to die fill a pint glass with spirits, neck it and then jump in a fast flowing river.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
What do they gain out of it?
I assume the pay-off isn't simply looking like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:26, Reply)
It really is... The dumb fucks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I'm having trouble understanding the draw, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Well I got a hard on looking at the Asda bint. But I dunno what she gets out of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I did quite like the superman one though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
yeah, but the taxpayer doesn't deserve the bill for your stupidity when you end up down a&e with amorous badger fingering your cavities

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Would you apply the same to people who injure themselves while skiing?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
they have insurance, the insurer pays the bill
if they do not, then yes. what kind of a nob goes skiing without insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Er... there isn't a bill for NHS care yet, thanks Jeremy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
if you have insurance and you end up waiting on/costing the NHS, you really haven't evolved
to say nothing of the fact that most people who go skiing in the context that most people would understand it, would not go in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I don't think you understand how evolution works.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
i don't understand how with millions of sperm swimming around your mother's cavernous gash
you were the one who got through
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
for all the people that enjoy the many UK ski resorts eh mate?
if i need hospital treatment abroad i wait until i get home, saves on
travel insurance
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
you want an EH1 card m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
those hooray henry skiwankers deserve everything they get

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Or driving...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Nor does it deserve the bill for Battereds lung cancer, Stunned fucked liver or your eventual stomach stapling.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
or your stitches after your wife finally saws off your cock with a rusty kitchen knife

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Just as a point of interest
Battered paid for his cancer treatment plus at least one other person's via the tax he paid on his fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
So same will go for the tax paid on my booze when the liver gives in?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Dunno. Don't think so.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Yup and these alcoholics pay tax on the booze too
But does swipey pay tax on all the food she crams down her face. No because most food is Zero VAT Rated.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
you just be glad that i pay tax to fund schools for little cancer and anabolic steroids

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Or GJ's stomach pumping and sectioning after Rory bullies him over the edge.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
What I can only describe as a 'prick' did that stupid nomination thing to me, and I replied 'fuck off' and deleted the chap
Plus why do they say 'You have 24 hours'? Actually, you cunt, I do what I want, in my own time. I hope everyone that does it dies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:23, Reply)
YEAH!
Stick it to the man!
Was this person of a similar age to yourself?
If so, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Just some bell end I used to work with, a younger man. Twenties, like most fucking pricks are.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
You should have had a pint in the pub then nominated him to do a pint of razorblades.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you northerners might drink any old shit if its free, but in the south we tend to drink suitable liquids rather than dangerous and hazardous material

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
lightweights

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I don't think I'd do Helen Mirren

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I'd deffers do Kim Cattrall though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
You see, I wouldn't.
This taste in women lark is a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I'd do that Sian Williams

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Susannah for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)
see, I don't get that decision

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Well, it's mostly because I like dark hair and long legs
Sian has neither. Nor does Helen Mirren, but she's a roight dorrty bord, plus pub tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Sian has great legs and is tiny.
Cute feet as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I decided relatively recently that I don't like short women.
Nice legs aren't much use to me if they're stumpy. Plus Reid has a great bum and a great bum on long legs is a wonderful sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Williams is gorgeous, and foxy with it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:44, Reply)
She looks like a gnome, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
but a foxy gnome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
No such thing
No height, not right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I like petite birds.
You know, like that Kylie Minogue bit of skirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I don't.
But then I do sometimes take bragging rights into account, so I probably would, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
also, Kylie's arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:53, Reply)
It is a good arse, admittedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Reference quality.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:57, Reply)
i'm sure that all of these women would TOTALLY sleep with you, toots

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm sure that "mrs dozer" would have some objections to that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
ell oh ell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:32, Reply)
No tits and a fanny like a batcave

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)
yer but you lot use your bums as fannies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I still know a haggard old slag when I see one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)
you have sex with men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)
you have sex with nobody

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)
CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Hi Battered!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Full of cars and a plastic dinosaur?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)
There was a period of my life when Porky's was my favourite film.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:00, Reply)
I think Wills needs to accept his inter-bred gene baldness and shave his head.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
bolognese is supposed to be made with veal
well, a mix of veal and pork. What's the controversy?

Alt: Really? by what news source? becuase the only one I'm aware of died of drowning, not necking some booze.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
some prick downed a pint of gin and wasn't very well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Really, really?
or Metro, really?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
dunno lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
yeah but i bet they got a load of facebook 'likes', so totes worth it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
2 pints
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/neknomination-craze-claims-fifth-victim-as-20yearold-bradley-eames-is-found-dead-after-downing-two-pints-of-gin-9131987.html

Story linked there with someone necking vodka and carking it too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Meh
5 deaths. 4 currently inconclusive, one drowning. One of the 4 inconclusive was getting pissed anyway.

But let's not miss an opportunity to blame social meeja for people's idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:42, Reply)
You're no fun, badger.
If we can't get caught up in a media whirlwind, what else is there?
Correctly sourced news tales? No ta.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)
veal is classed as a controversial meat because baby cows.
Im throwing some chorizo in there too because nom.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)
bollocks. it's controversial because of the poor welfare, restricted movement the calves were allowed, and the use of crates etc.
but more of it is free raised now
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Chickens don't give a shit if you cut their heads off just so long as they got to have a bit of a run about first.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Or, indeed, afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Same with any animal, as long as they have had a decent life I am more than happy for a disproportionate amount of force and cruelty to be used in their dispatch ready for me to devour

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:49, Reply)
you're getting beans on toast tonight

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Free range organic beans?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
natch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
+S

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Debeaked beans from battery pods.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
NO SAUSAGE ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I WILL EAT WHAT I LIKE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Vegetarianism is mostly a female pursuit anyway due to the amount of empathy required.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Completely correct, I know of 3 of them, swipe, my mum and tangledupinblue

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)
I believe Drimbs here also wears lacy knicks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:01, Reply)
NOOOOO! NOT 84237!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Only on a saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I'm a veggoid an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Since always or did they turn you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Oh no, now I'm completely thrown as I was thinking it was merely a pursuit of pricks and wankers,
but now you've said that I'm not so sure.

No, wait, the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:08, Reply)
fuck, i clicked "i like this" by mistake
for the record, I do NOT like this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:16, Reply)
See this is what makes you a prick

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:17, Reply)
what's your excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Awkward, difficult, infuriating, dysfunctional girlfriend mostly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
He's going out with a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:19, Reply)
i already dun this joke you wanker

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Well then delete it and let me claim all the credit for what is clearly an extremely funny joke

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:21, Reply)
if you got there first i would, but i won the race, and executed it better. sorry kid, but them's the breaks

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Ok well you win this round, but I'll be back
Enjoy your popular page glory, prick
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
thanks m8, i have clicked some of your posts today too, hope you can join me on there soon xxx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)
THAT CAN EASILY BE FIXED

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)
So can your face

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:25, Reply)
YOUR DAD'S JIZZ ALREADY DID THAT
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
be careful, he's very potent and fertile

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Explosives?
You won't even need to cook it afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Good idea, efficient and forward thinking

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I have a client who has called her child John-Boy without a trace of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:51, Reply)
A gayer I know is called that. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:54, Reply)
some prick in York changed his name to 'Jonic', as a tribute to Sonic the Hedgehog

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)
:(
I bet he has an accompanying tattoo to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Is he Spanish?
YONIC
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Honic.
You're thinking of Vikings. I get those two mixed up myself. Don't feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Honic the Sedgehog

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:13, Reply)
no, English, and he definitely changed it as a tribute to the Sega mascot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Do you know Jorvik?
He lives in an underground sewer in York city centre, open to tourists.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I need a wee

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:11, Reply)
You can borrow mine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
A wee the lads.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:15, Reply)
What you need is a slap
Alright Jean-Luc Prickhard
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)
would you wear yellow trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Mustard, yes
Yellow...no. Might wear yellow shorts though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
just checking
I saw some bright yellow trousers in westfield yesterday and I wondered
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
*bends*
go for your life, you cheeky minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Some unscrupulous property developer from Barnet is planning on building a load of houses on top of one of the few remaining beautiful historic buildings in Coventry :(
I've sent my objections to the council, Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Can't have nice things. What building?
Do they not do listed buildings there?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:31, Reply)
It is a Grade I listed building.
The plans are actually for seven houses in its grounds
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)
it's sad when this happens
and also when lovely houses get carved up into apartments. but at least the buildings can be preserved this way, and lots of people get to enjoy them, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Bit like tangles mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)
was she good looking to start with?
she may have been, it's hard to tell from her son
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I look like my dad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
yeah he does look like a child killer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)
he anus is a mess where she shat out some matter that grew into tangles :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Someone do a funny fred for frog before he flounces.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)
two things in this thread have made me lol
i posted both of them
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Do you click your own posts as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:36, Reply)
why does it count? I will do from now on!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)
It doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I've not seen a picture of either of your tattoos

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
*angry sun* isnt for public consumption

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Upset sun^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)
"flag of Japan is though"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:40, Reply)
All the stuff about [NAME REDACTED] got deleted then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)
dont you start being a knob like your namesake

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
lol soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)
What was the lol drama?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)
REAL NAME LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

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