i was working late with my trainee the other night, and bought a crunchie for us to share
when we opened it, we'd won another free chocolate bar.

alt: "we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks..." I did hear meatloaf wrote that. I hope it's true.

altalt: we're talking me, here. what do you think?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:19, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Six figure salary and you make the poor cow share a chocolate bar?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

It's because they are both well fat HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Dear Froggle
I hope you are happy with Swipe "working late" with her trainee, I don't want to be the bearer but this is normally the first story, it will then be "sorry I cant make it to dinner I have to go to..."
HTHs
Bonz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Dear Bonz
The trainee in question is a well fit bird I'm hoping will be involved in my answer to this weeks QOTW.

Regards,

Frog
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Ding Dong
In that case young froggles may I wish you gods speed and best wishes to all who sail in her.

*removes top hat in respect*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Probs Jim Steinman

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Defintiely Jim

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

He was essentially the Fall Guy for the power ballard world

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Its saturday afternoon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a song written and produced by Jim Steinman, and recorded by Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

singer gravel-voiced belter
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

She was pissed on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. lols viewing.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

I like that "It's all Coming Back To Me Now" by the Dion woman too.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

Also by Jim.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

All the video's for the songs are the same too.
Grand buildings, flowing curtains, candlesticks, motorbikes. Standard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I like that one too, love a bit of meatloaf, first album I bought I think, maybe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I'd Lie For You And That's The Truth!!
I love a good air grab.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Only thing with him, and it don't bother me that much but would others, is that he's a complete NRA nut.
He ain't a bad actor either.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

In all honestly, if I could sing in anyone's voice, I think he'd be my first pic.
That would be a good alt for the future, "Who's tallents would you knick if you could"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Christopher Lee's voice.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

And the fact that he can speak nine languages.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

That's just practice, innit. Plus it comes with cheat codes.
According to my sister-in-law, who speaks five, most of the romance languages are largely the same and once you know Italian, you're halfway to Spanish, Portuguese and Romanian.
( Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I liked him in Spice World: The Movie

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Me too!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Gary Glitter got cut because of 'the troubles'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

He tried to join the priesthood?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

No, he tried to fuck kids.
Don't think he was into choirboys though
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I am guessing at IRA

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I didnt know that...
this made me laugh though (wiki)
Politics[edit]

On October 25, 2012, Meat Loaf endorsed Mitt Romney for President of the United States, citing poor relations with Russia as a major reason he had been "arguing for Mitt Romney for a year".[73] Meat Loaf explained that "I have never been in any political agenda in my life, but I think that in 2012 this is the most important election in the history of the United States." He cited "storm clouds" over the United States, and "thunder storms over Europe. There are hail storms – and I mean major hail storms! – in the Middle East. There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere."[73] The same day, he performed "America the Beautiful" standing next to Romney.[74][75] Due to his failure to complete his voter registration, Meat Loaf was unable to vote for Mitt Romney
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

IN 2012 FUCK SHITPANTS LOAF

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)