alright
Did I miss anything?

Alt: Given your undoubted unique set of skills if you had to park yourself on a street corner right now to earn some money how would you go about it? How would other baytans?

Altalt: I dunno, do some quotes from films or something that you use in real life, I'm really into that shit. Guy in the office just did the full Ralph Brown m and m monologue from Waynes World 2. What a cunt.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:35, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright
I'd do some standup comedy.

Alt alt: you should see what a .44 magnum pistol will do to a woman's pussy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Alright. Dunno if you missed anything worth repeating.
I'd just sell my body, gotta be someone willing to spend a bit of cash for some hairy ginger bum. Except frog of course.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Have you proposed yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:17, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)

I only got five hours sleep last night, my head's spinning.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Thatcher saved this great nation on 4, man up claude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:18, Reply)

I'd sing with a little karaoke machine.
People would pay me to stop.

alt. My sig is from the telly.
I do incorporate quotes from Nighty Night. Not enough love for Julia Davis.

What have you been up to "Bill Clay"?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:50, Reply)

GeordieJay fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

yeah, you missed intelligent and stimulating debate
alt: short skirt, high heels = free vodka

altalt: chill, winston
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

i can see why mrsdozer is so.............
fictitious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I'm such a weirdo fantasist!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:04, Reply)

one word
FEET
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:08, Reply)

seven words
You had psychochomp's cock up your arse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:10, Reply)

your only friend is a hamster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

you had psychochomp's cock up your arse

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

sigh. i guess the idea of other people, even strangers on the internet that will never meet you, having any form of sexual contact is as close as you are going to get

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

I've worked on building sites and bars.
Just had a patient ask me if a Reiki master can help with their hair loss.Knobhead.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:05, Reply)

my ex spent a fortune on hair plugs
reiki would have done as much good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Going bald is fucking tragic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:13, Reply)

She meant his pubes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:14, Reply)

ha, still fucking tragic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Unlikely
Alt: I'd probably bump into an old chum, go for some lunch and have a senior position at their firm by the end of the day.

Altalt: shit off - me, just now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:20, Reply)

you are what's wrong with this country,
with your chums and your jobs.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:24, Reply)

What do you mean?
You've got a job, what's the bother?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)

i dunno,
something about public school boys club running the top companies bollocks, i'm not even sure if you went to public school. I don't really believe it, but i'm sure there is a tumblr blog where you are literally hitler.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

It's a neo-liberal media conspiracy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

no, you're a neo-liberal media conspiracy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

he went to a very minor independent school in the home counties

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

This has nothing to do with me personally, but thanks awfully for your input

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

any time Tarquin, any time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I love it when people take the piss out of me for being "posh" like it's something to be ashamed of, like being fat, common or scottish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

i love it when dozer pretends he is posh
particularly when he cites his English accent and boarding school.

yet another illustration of how great Scotland is, that he couldn't wait to ditch the och accent...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

what english accent?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

#
oh yeah

Monty, I don't have a Scots accent. Private schools and all that, what?

(
Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.) optimum wound profile
, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:57, 2 Replies)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

creepy stalker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

yes
a 1 second search for "scots accent" is TERRIBLE creeping.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Oh dear...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

he's such a twerp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

lying, bullshitting and conning stupid motherfuckers out of their money

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)

hi.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

word up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)

you looking good today?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

always bro.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

i've decided wales is a big pile of poo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

I dont like it cos my dad moved there and hes a bit of a knob. I like it slightly more knowing you are there having a terrible time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

NOT REALLY SILLY LUV U

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

right, i'm going to have a shower and go for a walk and then decide wales is still shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

good luck. im going to a supermarket tonight \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

you're 27 and you've only just realised this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

I"M 26

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

I BET YOU'RE 27 THIS YEAR

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

well, yeah.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

CASE RESTS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Cardiff is ghastly and the welsh are an ugly and dim breed of troglodyte

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

yeah, i drove through cardiff and decided i'm better off staying in my hotel room.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

The only place in Wales worse than Cardiff is everywhere else.

( Kroney, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Train!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

late innit. fuckers be trying to nick my seat. it ent happening.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:29, Reply)

selfish pregnant disabled people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I just found the chocolate buttons in my bag. that's dinner sorted!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

NO
GET YOURSELF SOMETHING HEALTHY, YOU STUPID MAN.

then you can have the chocolate buttons afterwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I EATED MOST OF THEM NOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

fine, but that's not dinner
have a vegetable stir fry or a salad or something!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)

YES MUMMY CAN WE KEEP THE LECTURES PRIVATE THANKS XXXX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)

VEGETABLES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)

fuck off swipe,
let the poor man eats what he wants.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

no
I bet he had something like a sausage roll for lunch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

I dint have nuffink

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Double negative ^
He had EVERYTHING
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

no I never!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

Ha ha, you'll be wrestling a sweaty pile of angry sun flesh before you know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

nah
I told your mum it's all over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:47, Reply)

MEATZA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

bad news. I cant use my ipad on the train :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Because you're a spaz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

because a black person has sat next to me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Throw a banana down the aisle to distract him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)

I deliberately 'counted' the little cash on me so it knows I ent worth mugging

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Alt: I've earned money on street corners in the past

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Has everyone gone off for a sulk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)

im still twenty minutes from home :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Alright ape, frog.
How's it hanging?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)

average mate. you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:34, Reply)

Just having a beer. Missus and daughter at her sisters, so I can slob around and talk to the dog :)
Looking forward to the Postman Pat movie.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

good times!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Living the dream man.
The amount of fuckwits I've dealt with today, I need a beer.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

careful with your guideline alcohol unit amount according to your stupid mates in the doctor high church.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:43, Reply)

I'm back now,
i'm watching the news, they say ambulance staff are being signed of with stress. seems they might have had a think about their stress coping mechanisms when taking on a job in something like that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

cut my legs off and sit on a skateboard

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)

+h

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)

shkateboard
Sean Connery popping out a sweet BS heeflip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:01, Reply)

is it just me and you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)

too busy cuthing my legs off

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)

yeah, less of your cheek,
that was a perfectly good poo joke.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:07, Reply)

Who says ve BBC reporters haff no sense of humour, yes?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-26195258
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)