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What's the worst regional accent?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:44, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
All of them.
Variety and individual characteristics should all be stamped out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Swipes fake posh accent

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
I don't even own an fake accent :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Whatever you northan monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
people up north think I sound like a southern fairy
people down south think I sound like a northerner.

they're all fucking wrong. I sound perfect and you should all aim to be like me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Maybe you should move to the midlands

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
They only think that because you fake your accent

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Oh boy such a choice
Depends on worst what I guess:
most grating= scouse
thickest sounding= Brummy
Most likely to rape his own family= cornish
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
either brum or scouse
as bad as each other
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
^ This
Just anything working class, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Brummie.
But West Country - I've maintained you could be cleverer than Stephen Hawking but no one would know if you presented your theories in Wurzel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
^ this ^
it's just impossible not to laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Feel for me - it's what I slip into when I'm drunk, which is particularly annoying if I'm just developing an interesting theory, and my audience start responding
"Oh-arr - be that roight, Vagabond?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
I suggest hypnosis
or killing yourself is a popular way to fix this conundrum
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
It's still better than being a brummie Ginge, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I dunno, Stephen Hawking's accent is fucking ridiculous and people respect him.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
American prick that he is

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
And how do we know he's not just looking all the answers up on Google?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
With his special little google goggle
I don't trust his smile either
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
I feel the Cornish accent gets a lot of stick
However it is a long way off the worst Southwestern accent. Bristonain is fucking awful and a Somerset accent is far more likely to suggest a penchant for incest and beastiality.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
I hear your mum gets a lot of stick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
More than you do. Shes not fat or ginger you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
What about psycho?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Not really
Shes younger that some of you OT lot as well. Is it really a bad thing that shes fucked the entire Cornwall rugby squad including b team and reserves in one night?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Not much else to do of an evening
When your nearest Big Smoke is Newquay
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:05, Reply)
For me it's the Liverpool accent. Dreadful. I don't mind west country accents.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
It's pretty fucking grating

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
I quite like a south western accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Ere sonny! Ow you doin? Noice to see youns postin on this ere internetz today!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
O bist me babber?
/Dogfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Bonjour
/Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Would you like a sweetie?
/Bartleby
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Northern is the worst accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Anything past Bude is North

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
I start getting altitude sickness at Stokenchurch

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

l t
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
That too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
To me you're the equivalent of those funny little wizened brown men
what live in Peru
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Paddington?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
No, pakis

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Perukis

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
The Indian version of Street Fighter could never quite get the sound effects right

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Do you use the odd NE word
"youse" as in can youse lot pick up the rubbish
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Aye a dee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Ah divven na

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
gan canny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Indian.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
But chicks* dig Indian accents
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNkm9U9niE


*Crazy, weird racist chicks
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
I dig fit Indian chicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyvBN3fCNAI&feature=kp
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)
the York accent is genuinely ghastly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
scouse and norn iron
I don't mind Stevie G being England captain but keep him the fuck away from press conferences.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
erm so erm then erm I erm kicked erm the erm ball

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
That ghastly Brummie nonsense.
I would have once put Scouse a close second but I once pumped a burd from Formby (I think) who had actually quite a nice scouse accent (in a slightly dirty way I'll admit).

And I facking hate cockerneys. Gawd bless 'em.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Cockney is a long way from the most offensive accent in London.
That Yardie derived yoof accent is fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
ya git muh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
feel me, bruv. for real.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)
I don't even consider that to be an accent. Just a fucking affectation.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:49, Reply)
I've never heard anybody over the age of thirty using it
So I hope you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I have heard Northern children trying to use it
Very fucking funny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Oh aye, and I forgot to mention broad Weedgie. Fucking soap-dodgers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)
I reckon most people nominating the Birmingham accent are actually thinking of a Black Country accent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
RACIST^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I think nobody gives a shit about the distinction

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
No, fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
People from Dudley are the worst

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
I'd love to be Kylie Minogue's chiropodist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I'd like to be her sexual partner.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Anyone who managed to pull me out of her would be crowned King.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Shut up, dildo.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:56, Reply)
But who killed Jan Dildo ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Cock Robin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Brummy or Dudley
Fucking awful.

I don't like the scally accent (the high pitched whiney one), but I don't mind an actual scouse accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
GEET PROPA JAWDEE
gets right on my nerves too. Usually associated with bad tattoos, tracksuits and swearing loudly on the metro. I hope they all die in a metro fire
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I think the running theme here
is that most accents are bearable when used by someone with a bit of education, whereas when they slide down the ladder of common denominator they all become quite awful
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Indeed this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)
so we are basically all snobs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Well I don't know about anybody else
But I certainly am, and proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)
You've got to have standards.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I said SNOBS
not KNOBS

ahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)
my ex had a really strong Essex accent
and the top first in his year at cambridge (as he never ever stopped mentioning). he said that many people formed the wrong judgment on his brains because of his accent.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 10:57, Reply)
I lived with a lad from Essex for a few months, proper bellend
Sounded thick as shit most of the time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:00, Reply)
*keeps very quiet as is from essex*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)
the only way is LTI

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Generic London.
Wankers.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:05, Reply)

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