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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Train! Seat! Beer!
It's Friday night bitches, how will you be ripping it up?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:23, 135 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Telly, few beers.
Missus and daughter back from relative duty, so that's the pub scuppered.:(
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:25, Reply)
families are rubbish :(
I might watch the Wales game. Problem is mathematically I want wales to win, this goes against everything I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)
they'll all be off side

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:28, Reply)
YOURN OFF SIDE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)
HAND BALL!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
How are rovers doing these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)
No idea. Can't be doing much worse than City.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I want them both to lose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
If only

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Missed the train! hanging around for an hour! feeling ill!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Oh rubbish, is there only one an hour?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)
usually every half hour apart from now. usually get the 1742 but im not gonna get there so now its 1819
TIMETABLE CHAT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
17:35 for me, gotta get on board by 17:20 though if I want a seat
And I DO want a seat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Owned by Volkswagen innum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
same here you would think for £6542 id get my own fucking seat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:41, Reply)
£4696 for me!
It's aa's annual wage
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:44, Reply)
a European woman just said my coffee was 'an ze harwse' which means its free so thats alright

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Bloody Eurocrats.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Coming over here and drinking are milk and scaring our mice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I don't know if I can be arsed to go out this evening or not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
making our mogachinos

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Coming over here and drinking our milk and scaring our mice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
+G

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
going for a curry innit mein bruder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Tikka masala, Half chips, half rice and 8 pints of wife beater?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)
veggie bhuna

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Queer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Might go to the pub, might not.
Might cook, might go out for food.

Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:38, Reply)
I used to indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)
going to covent garden to pick up a dress that i bought
then over to my friend's house in Windsor to prepare our SHITCOM PITCH, as it seems to have gone frighteningly further than we thought it ever would. nice bit of build-up so it actually smacks when we fall flat on our faces. on the plus side: COLD SUSHI ACTION.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)
You should send me a the script, I'm well funny and good at writing and that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)
You're wrong. I'm well funny, not you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)
You're a pundamentalist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)
^Spastic

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
we have two
one about a grotty strip club, one about arbs. you could be in the strip club. the barman with the heart of gold...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Arbs?
I dunt wanna be in it, but I could sweep my expert eye over it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Arbs.
Everyone knows what Arbs are.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)
They live in the desrt.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)
my south-ifrican flatmate used to use it
it basically means random. so you arb around, when you're doing nothing in particular. short for arbitrary, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I have no opinion on this word or people who use it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
Hahaha!
Me neither, I hope the opening credits explain what it means so we can all lol along
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)
I'm not allowed to know about the shitcom because I'm too mean

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:22, Reply)
Well if it's half as good as 'mrs brown's boys' or 'how I met your mother' then she's onto a winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
as a girl I feel I should ask what the frock is like
as a not-very-useful-girl I probably will only understand part of the answer if you use complicated clothes-words
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I will be eating great thrunging lumps of dead animals
I may well go to the pub where a guy is singing and playing guitar - I'm told by the guy that booked him that 'he's not very good but he engages with the crowd'.
I'll be heckling unmercifully. I hope he cries.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)
The idea that volume is more important than quality is so crass

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Fat people innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
The great thrunging lumps are all of excellent quality
They're just big, like my testicles
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
You are going to eat meat that is similar to your testes?
Bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Your head looks like a big testicle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)
This is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Shaven to a glisten...
...and eminently lickable - just like my testicles
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Shut up captain bollockhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Meat is your friend.
I'm doing a rabbit stew tonight, tto be eaten with nice bread. Rabbits excellent noms :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Alright Nakers.
Dossing a bit.
Not watching no shit curling nor ice skating.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Why bother when there is rugger on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
i feel there should be ripping up going on
but I suspect it'll be some iplayer and a good book and the usual crap. eh, I need to do fridays better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Do you have a crap every Friday night then?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)
only in february, it's the special crappying month

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
I'm on the train to Oxford. I have a seat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)
^transport chat^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)
i am moving around the sun
i also have a seat
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)
And a ticket, or did you stow away?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)
He's hiding in the lifeboat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)
A ticket. They've fitted seat back screens like you get on planes. They're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)
I'm normally home by now instead I'm at Stratford

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)
On avon or the one near that there London*
*Which would be twinned with Kabul if the mayor of Kabul hadn't objected
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
London but I'm not there now as the train is moving*
*shut up captain bollockhead
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)
So you're travelling out of London?
Good move.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)
It's called commuting thousands of people do it everyday!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Travelling out of London? Thousands of people?
Excellent! If only they didn't have to go there in the first place.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:45, Reply)
It's certainly no place for bollockheads, captain bollockhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Worked there for two years

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)
+ until the Bollockhead rule was implemented.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)
I had hair then

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)
Bollock hair. On your bollock head.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)
You'd still lick either
Bollocks or head
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Classic captain bollockhead!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Just lick it, bitch

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Did you get fired because they discovered you have a bollock for a head?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)
No, I left
Couldn't stand dealing with any more interior designers waffling on about 'qualities of light and space' while cramming more & more phone drones into smaller and smaller offices.
Cunts
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:54, Reply)
And they banned bollockheads.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Of course that's what happened, I honestly believe that it was nothing to do with your bollockhead.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Can I just say that 'Captain Bollockhead' is really quite amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)
Please do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)
It's like there is a team of Bollockheads and they have a leader.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)
And that leader isn't Ian Dury.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)
well, they did always tell him to wear a sack over his head

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)
captain placid fingers kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Have you SEEN my fingers?
They'd burst. Unless they were your kids, in which case they'd be used to it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Children are scared of you because your head looks like a bollock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)
sounds like a red dwarf quote
this isn't necessarily a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)
why would I rip up a train seat?
probably with the aid of orange juice, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Start again.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, Reply)
thank fuck for that, for a moment there i thought i was the oldest one here
now i realise i'm only the second oldest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Third oldest

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
I hope to god I'm not as dumb as you make out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
I hope to god

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)
captain placid fingers kids
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)
hang on, i don't remember that line

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:18, Reply)

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