Look at that, nearly missed a shed thread!
Trains are OK. I got a fist edition of History of Australian Railways, offers?

Worst job, and first. Labourer in a cardboard box factory.

Got two sheds in duck egg blue. Toolshed, woodshed. Life is complete.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen - Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Aye thang yew!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Do they come alive at night and bum each other?
My shed is black like my heart and the pitch used of the might ships that saw off the Spanish amarda
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Never heard 'em bumming Nakes
but I'm a heavy sleeper, which coincidentally is what my sheds are made of.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Do you have a walk in bath? That'd be ace

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16, Reply)

i don't get those
you see adverts in magazines, right, with fully clothed old people walking in and out of them.

HOW DOES THE WATER NOT POUR OUT OF THE OPEN DOOR? HOW?????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:18, Reply)

you fucking idiot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:19, Reply)

you empty it first numbskull

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:20, Reply)

Errrr
You walk in, close the door THEN fill the bath.

When finished, drain water, open door and leave.

You really are a fucking idiot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

You'd get cold sat there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:25, Reply)

but that would take fucking ages
and if you run the hot water first, you'll scald. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)

document m in building regs covers this in requiring the use of a thermostatic blending valve to avoid this happening
HTH xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)

I can see why she fell for your charms

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:32, Reply)

I know. imagine me knowing things about my job!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:35, Reply)

but it doesn't explain that you'd have to sit for 20 mins waiting for it to fill
and then aaaaages waiting for it to drain again. it sucks. you must be wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

normal baths dont. its just yours. they also hold less water usually. fascinating innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

there ent much room for water in the bath once shes in, innit.

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Oh 'mong tiger', when you're right you're right.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:57, Reply)

Just posting here in a thread where Nakers calls somebody else an idiot.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Oh, lol

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)

sorry, I was in the wrong there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:09, Reply)

Big of you to say so, Frog
Accepted, obviously.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:12, Reply)

I really don't understand how a submarine works...does water not pour in through the hatch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:23, Reply)

how come fish dont drown?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Haha!
And why do birds float?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

how do chips grow?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)

You know how you have a room you don't want anyone to see, so you close the door to keep its secrets inside?
Like that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)

i think that one's bedroom is a private, intimate place - a haven, if you will
and not for fat pleather bespectacled internet virgins to besmirch. surely this is not an unusual way to feel?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:27, Reply)

+plus there is shit on the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I like baths that are submerged into the floor so you walk down into it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)

I bet you like hem filled with spunk an all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:28, Reply)

so good for the skin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

typical bender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)

This is why we do interior design, so you're not lumped with a green plastic bath from the 70's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)