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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright?Wednesdays eh? What are they all about? I'm in a chipper mood again today. Must be the sunshine
What would you take from other cultures to incorporate into our own lives, Siesta's for example? Or public stonings?
Alt. Do you get on well with your higher powers at work? Im always in my bosses office having a natter and a coffee, and getting paid for it. Bonus.
AltAlt. Something about food. Lunch? I dunno, God you just expect everything done for you!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:02,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Toilet roll based ninja cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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She must be forrin with that double hyphen(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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Yeah I like getting stoned in publicAlt: Yeah we're good mates.
Altalt: Yeah I expect everything done for me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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Someone's got to do it.........Uganda's laws of homosexuality would be a good startAlt: Yeah, my 'boss' is a mate innit.
Altalt: Yes please.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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I saw a petition on facebook against that, the Ugandan government must be shitting themselves(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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Just wait until they see the trucks delivering the first shipment of 'likes'!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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I did write an email to the editor of the paper that outed 200 fags.Won't even be read but made me feel better.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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Is this the same 'letter' you keep blathering on about, or do you put pen to paper to voice your outrage regularly?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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Regularly. The last one was about Russia.Even Arizona are trying to pass a law that lets shopkeepers refuse service to gays. It's like we've gone back in time.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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If they allow discrimination against one, others will follow. Bigotry is sooooooo 20 years ago.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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There's never been a better time for being a straight white man(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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Those jails are going to look FABULOUS!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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I wonder if gays go straight when imprisoned?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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I expect it's like a rough boarding school.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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You haven't been in prison then?!?!?!?!?!?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I've never been on the wrong side of the law.Well, nothing that I've been caught for anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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I thought he must have been in with old "46664"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I wonder who has user number 24601 and whether a hilarious comedy sock ensued.(
Kroney, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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I'm not very good with authority, and tend to patronise it.I'm also not very good with egotistical management speak.
Which probably explains why I'm not quite a CEO yet.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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Were you rebellious at school?Disobey your parents often?
What do you think is at the root of your disdain for authority?
*shuffles paper and adjusts glasses*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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Probably that I think I'm better than everyone else.I blame my parents. Particularly my mother.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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A superiority complex sits well with B3ta.Especially a misplaced one!
Welcome!
Welcome.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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wednesdays have always been the worst of all teh daysshit lessons at school and downhill from there.
I have to go out for lunch now with a big client, one of the biggest names in computer games. I DON'T PLAY COMPUTER GAMES. I've had to learn about all sorts of new things this morning :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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Dominik Diamond took his mantle.and his virginity
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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Did ANYBODY have a 'Neo Geo'?Or were they some kind of mystical TV exclusive console?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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And all four games ever made for it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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Think my first one was a Spectrum.I loved Treasure Island dizzy.
Then I moved onto a Master System 2, followed swiftly by Megadrive.
The Megadrive was ace!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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Still have mine.Plus a Mega CD that I found in Cash Converters in 2006, bought purely so I could play Sonic CD which I'd been wanting to do ever since it came out.
Disappointed :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Yeah I was thinking about getting one again.You can find them on Amazon cheap enough.
I think that's the start of a mid life crisis though, and Im not ready for that yet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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The secret is to remain an autistic man-child throughout with no 'maturing' phase.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:42,
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i'm still laughing at jay's squashed leopard from the previous thread(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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He's good fun is our Jaysum, even though he often doesn't mean to be.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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Yeah I wouldn't show them that...Anyway, you couldn't even link a pic so STFU and GTFO
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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It's almost as if women and benders are equally inept.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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Hey Jay, has Arizona actually threatened to pass a bill banning gays from shopsor did somebody just say "excuse me, lad, would you mind not wearing skin tight pink PVC shorts in my shop, I can see your arse cheeks" and then a bunch of screeching hysterical queens basically made it all up because they're little better than women?
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Kroney, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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They're trying!www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/25/arizona-governor-takes-time-on-anti-gay-bill/5822577/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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It'll be alright. If Mitt Romney and John McCaine think it's not cricketthen you're pretty much only leaving the KKK as possible yes voters.
Still, you should still probably put some proper trousers on.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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Sub thread:Who's been in trouble with The Police, and what did Sting do to you as a result?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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I stood too close to him once.God he made a fuss.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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Everyone is.All the time.
It's why I hide inside myself. I've just been hurt too many times.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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re. this whole 'gay marriage' thing, yeah?We know for a fact that gay people exist.
Nobody knows if God exists, in fact, it's highly likely that he doesn't.
It's therefore entirely correct that 'gay people' are denied fundamental human rights, just on the off chance that we risk pissing off God.
Is it a gamble that you're willing to take?
Nah, didn't think so.
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^ Not an accountant(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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Mornington Crescent.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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I don't agree with gay marriage.I think we should have stuck with Civil Partnership.
People need to get over it now, there have been gays on the planet since the dawn of time and one little sentence in the Christians Aesops Fables have smited us.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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funnily enough, I firmly believe that every adult should have the same rights, rather than a separate set of rights based on their sexualitySo, you know, gay people should have equal marriage rights to straight people. There are plenty of gay Christian people (Cliff Richard) and several churches willing to conduct same-sex marriages.
So, all internet satire to one side, I am fully in favour of woofters getting married, and, if a referendum was held on the matter (even though I don't believe in referendums being held in a representative democracy), I would vote for the extension of equal marriage rights to all.
Can I go back to being obnoxious now?
Cool, ta.
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You wouldn't want them living next door though, would you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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I am a lovely neighbour!I have an upstairs neighbour and our entrance bit is always smelling lovely!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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your neighbour despises you and your liking of cheesy europop and Dave Pearce's Trance Anthems(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:55, Reply)
It's rare I play music loud. I just stick my headphones in.They're more likely to berate the students next door.
They were singing Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' loudly and repetitively on Saturday evening.
Crazy kids.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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I don't live in a block. Don;t call me Jenny.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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Nope.I have an upstairs neighbour but that's it :)
I think it's an old converted council building.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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I don't disagree.It must be retro now or some shit.
The ones last year were singing sea shanties one night and banging drums.
Im just glad I can turn my ears off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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You will know about it and you will smell it!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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Oh, America.www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-shoots-himself-in-the-head-and-dies-while-demonstrating-gun-safety-9153098.html
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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Legalise cannabis. Prohibition on all alcohol'cepting beer and wine. Ban the addition of fat, salt and sugar to food unless you do it yourself.
Stop Nakers from touching those kids on the cunt. Dorty fecker.
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Im sure that's mostly filling agents and onion anyway.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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soy sauce, fish sauce, palmsugar, sweet dips, mango CHUTNEY, etc etc(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I don't really get takeaways.If those sauces are in the recipe, are they added?
If not, you add them yourself. You could still order them separately
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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They cook you food, you 'take it away', what's not to get?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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he doesn't understand the slitty eyes and brown skin thingThe only brown skin he's used to seeing is his boyfriend's poo stained willy.
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I reckon I could get four bottles in my new bag(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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glenfarclas 10, auchentoshan three wood, balvenie doublewood and A TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:12, Reply)
QUICK JASE START A NEW THREAD THIS ONES GONE QUIET(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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I'm sick of keeping this place afloat!Sorry, I went to make a thai cup a soup to keep me going til "lunch"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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I'm fed up with your lot ringing me up in the evening.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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Im fed up with endless texts and calls about loans and PPISomeone should do something about it!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:50,
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Please, not yet another Jason thread. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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Y'all mean!! It's not my fault this place would be dead on it's arse without me posting.
Just look at Saturday and Sundays efforts for when you lot are left to your own devices!!
GEORDIEJAY FOR MOD!
The revolution begins!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:37,
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Yes, it has nothing to do with people not being at work at weekends,(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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I've had some lovely beerAll is now OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:44,
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Root beer. They used to sell it in McDonalds.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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I had Peroni It were reet lush
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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I had Peroni last night, I like it because it comes in bottles of a 'proper' size(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:53,
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Nope. I just enjoy a very cold can of it now & again. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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It is my go to 'I feel ill' drink, never any other time.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 13:59,
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yer York is about that figure too.The biggest ethnic minority group there is the chinks.
Imagine that!
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I don't have a takeaway, I sell biscuits(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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