b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2225438 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Just to buck the trend
Everyone remembers their first proper love, if you could and without any recriminations would you like one last night with them?

Alt. Finney died last week, which sports person would you like to see die (this could be televised)

alt alt, You are locked in a room with a hibernating bear you only have a knife do you, try to kill the bear before it wakes or attempt to escape?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:04, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My first love was unrequited.
So I'd like a first night with them.

On the other hand, if you mean the first time I was in love and in a relationship, then that'd be the first four years with my ex and no, no I wouldn't. The latter four ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, she's still pretty tasty
Alt: I want Fergie to live long enough to see United fail, but I wouldn't complain seeing Shane Warne executed. Not because of sport, he just annoys me.

AltAlt: Escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:10, Reply)
What about will.i.am??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:13, Reply)
He's a sportsperson?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Maybe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
altalt: exactly what day is it?
if the bear is in deep hibernation best sneaking out, if it's on the point of waking up best slit its throat. Then burgers all round!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:11, Reply)
beargers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:12, Reply)
alt alt your knife is somewhat blunt and teh bear wakes up and rips your face off and fucks your twitching corpse

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Choose Your Own Adventure

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I used to love those books

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Best CYOA ever:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)
NO U R

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Oh I get it, he was stood on a block of ice

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
My first love is still a friend now so that would be a bit weird
She is still hot though

Alt:
I'd like to see Dennis Wise get eaten by the bear please, live on TV

AltAlt:
My mate Dave looks like the kid from Gentle Ben so I'd channel his spirit and get the bear to break the door down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:12, Reply)
alt thought you would like Wisey after the great work he did at the barcodes
altalt, good thinking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
He always annoyed me as a player
Steven Taylor would be a close second, the sniper cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:15, Reply)
* he annoyed me too even with my blue glasses on *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Napoleon syndrome innit
Little man, big fucking mouth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
apparently he would grow his thumb and finger nail long so he could sneaky pinch people

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Music was my first love
And it will be my last
Music of the future
And music of the past
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I'd like Amy Williams to die from me fucking her to death.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Televised?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
If you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
See, I can see that she's aesthetically pleasing, but she doesn't do it for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
she has a great arse though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I don't think so, I have 'revisited' women before and it's always been a terrible idea.
Alt: Any thick, loutish footballing oaf would be fine.
Altalt: I would remove the hibernation-required anus plug, and place it under its nose. So disgusted, distracted and confused would the bear be, I would be able to make my escape unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
No recriminations though
just one night, not like you have to do anything afterwards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I still wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
^ correct ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
STOP SPYING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
PUBLIC FORUM IS PUBLIC

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
PUBIC FORUM IS PRIVATE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
NOT ON HERE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Altalt: I'd climb on the bear, use the knife as a goad
and ride the bear to freedom, pausing only to train other people in bear riding and setting up the world's first mercenary bear cavalry regiment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
hahaha
The Russians would pay big money for that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:18, Reply)
My mercenary bear brethren and I would conquer Russia and live like Kings!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I, for one, welcome our new bear riding overlords

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Winner

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:20, Reply)
no, he was shit in bed, never managed to make me come in 3 years
I reckon we could probably be good mates now, but I haven't seen him since we were 21, so.

alt: i'd quite like shrek to choke on his extortionate wage packet

altalt: I would have zero confidence in my ability to stab a bear to death. i'd probably use the knife to file my nails or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)

was
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE
:(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Why were you with him for three years if he never made you cum?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
His wallet did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
ha, as if
this was the moron who thought that his parents were putting money in his bank account because the balance kept getting higher the more he spent..... the big red numbers and massive D meant nothing to him......

he's an officer in the army now, god help us all. a man who couldn't close the fridge door properly, and lit his fags off the toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
You really pick them well, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i know, you should see the current monstrosity

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I have seen his ear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
fortunately it doesn't look like that any more
if he turned up with a repeat of those sids and that ponytail, he'd get stabbed to death more quickly than a hibernating bear in a room with a locked door
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)
I didn't see the ponytail

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Nobody expects the ponytail

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I had a ponytail

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
*terrible hairstyle fives*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Haven't we all at some point?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I know I did
see also undercut
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Long hair with grade one undercut was a 16 year old frog classic look

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2225543
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
'grebo' wasn't a thing then silly, also not really with my 'Dreamscape' MA2 bomber jacket

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Man you fucking rocked it too
I had mine till about 21 (Uni) which would be a similar music time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
tripsquads

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I like that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I had my long hair cut off on December 9th 2007.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Sad times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Indeed, although it turned out to be somewhat of a renaissance for me as far as 'chicks' were concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Not sure thats still working for you old chap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Meh, I had a good run.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Oddly all the women I have been with
prefer me to have longer hair,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Poss

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Is that because you are bald now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I still rock a full and luxurious head of hair

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Grebo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Puts on Neds album

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
*kills television*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
^
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2225543
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I had mine cut off before you were born

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Extreme Judaism

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

What? Really? Nothing for this?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
NO

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Underneath it was, and still is, an arsehole.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)
i assume that ponytails are for people behind to hang on to

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Whip crack away!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)
the lady I was seeing at the time
would certainly use mine to guide my head IYKWIMAITYDKWIM
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
My ears are completely normal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I'm glad we use thick cannon fodder in battle.
Keeps them off the streets.
Good job too as they just get their heads cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
because i was completely smitten with him
it wouldn't happen now, but I didn't know how to train him then!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Good lass. Life is a learning curve.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
How about other people's ex girlfriends?
I used to have a massive crush on a mate's mrs when I was in my 20s. She's married and a mum now, so she'd have a fanny like a smashed crab, but I still would in a heartbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
"fanny like a smashed crab"
11/10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I'd spend one night with my first love in a room with a hibernating bear as Jimmy Hill finally succumbs to his Alzheimer's in the corner.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Oh yeah!
That cunt can go, no problem. Coventry cheating bastard x 2
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Nah, I was over him years ago. Plus he's a massive alcoholic and hasn't aged well.
Alt. Dunno who that is soz.
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards.

Altalt. What does the room look like, what are the options for escape?
I would't like to be stuck in a room with a rotting dead bear.
What kind of bear?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I expect there is a certain kind of 'bear' you wouldn't run away from.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:25, Reply)
A koala?
Is it a koala? I think its a koala
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:27, Reply)
That's a marsupial!
STUPID SPORTSCROW
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
koala BEAR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
KOALA BEAR IS NO GOOD FOR RIDING
TOO SMALL FOR WARRIOR TO SIT, TOO LAZY, UNAGGRESSIVE, ALSO NOT REAL BEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
OK 4602ski

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)
What bears can we ride then?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
That one off British Bake Off

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
BLACK BEAR, BROWN BEAR ACCEPTABLE
GRIZZLY BEAR EXCELLENT SHOCK BEAR BUT HAS HABIT OF EATING RIDER
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Polar?
I wanted to use a Kodiac
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I'm taking a Cannon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm taking a Bishop

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Im taking a shit

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
It's all about the poo gathering with you lot, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)
POLAR BEAR CAMOUFLAGED
BEAR CAVALRY NOT STEALTH UNIT. STEALTH FOR GIRLY MEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is the best "thing" this week

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I'm surprised this has not yet appeared...

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I'm not, but then I've no idea what that is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:59, Reply)
That is awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:03, Reply)
hahahaaha
but I want to use it for desert warfare
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Vicious they are.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
aren't they stoned on eucalyptus about 23 hours a day?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
No, thats tangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)
We hollow out the trunks to make didgeridoos as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Tetchy for that other hour

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Nice tripsdubdubs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
nice trip trips

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Dunt count

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I believe it's the end numbers that count in this silliness

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)
We don't make the rules, we just play the game

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:01, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Trip-dub-dubs check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)
well played

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Depends. A lot of "bears" are just ugly fat gays with no prospects.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
^BEAR^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
^ BITCH

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:32, Reply)
^CHEEKY CHUTNEY^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)
*plays vaudeville tune*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
my gay client assures me he's an otter
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
'otter than what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
That's just a skinny bear.
I myself don't really group myself in this weird gay animal category.
It's a bit strange. They live it like a lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Fucking furries

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:42, Reply)
SKINNY BEAR NO GOOD IN COMBAT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)
A big hairy gay man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:26, Reply)
NO YOUN AR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, Reply)
your first love was Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
My very first love was in primary school and I haven't seen her in fuck knows how long. So it's a no from me.
Alt: None really. Just sport, innit. We all shake hands afterwards and have a shower together, don't we? Guys?

AltAlt: Shag the bear. Stab myself to death in disgust. The bear can feast on my deceased corpse.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)
^paedo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:36, Reply)
^^Can't read and understand words on a screen. Is also French.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
+ and therefore probably a nonce

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Longest Bonzo thread yet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Also

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
nicely dubs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:18, Reply)
trip-dub-dubs \o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Today is a great day
I would just like to thank all participants and of course God for their help.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)
You will have to do more as a result of this great success

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
curses
I will have to go back to being really shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I'd like to thank God for not existing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:22, Reply)
God no.
Weird little hippy girl. Greasy dreadlocks. Yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:25, Reply)
bet she went like the clappers though
eh eh...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Nope.
It was all a bit disappointing all round if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Thats what she said
ahahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I don't know if there's any point in a lunch thread anymore

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Pretty sure there was never any point in them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:27, Reply)
NOMMY SAMMIDGES

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:28, Reply)
With nyommy bacums and choreeethththththo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I've done one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Totes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
dont forget sossidgez

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This time next week, I won't be at work, I think that's the point I'm making here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Are you going to kill yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29, Reply)
YES, probably for a day or two.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Can I have your stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Yeah all my material possessions are yours, my sister gets the property for her kids though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)
seems a fair swap
what are you going to do with the kids afterwards... I only ask on Bartlebys behalf
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Rape them and kill them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Ah fair do's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Can I have your sister?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Sure, why not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Fucks sake it's not all about you, you know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)
HA HA AS IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1