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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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B3ta you have sent me under this morning.I had a weird dream last night that I was a hipster, selfie taking prick, complete with snapback :(
What did YOU dream?
There's a guy suing McDonalds over a napkin. When did you last have an overreaction? Ok so he is also alleging racism.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-files-15million-lawsuit-against-mcdonalds-in-napkin-dispute-9159771.html
AltAlt. Best male/female vocalist.
I think Skin from Skunk Anansie is very underrated
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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I dreamt I was getting chased by dinosaurs.It must have been vivid, because I punched the mrs in the arse.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:52,
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punch fuck or a punch in the buttocks?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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I haven't even fisted her front end.Seems a bit rude to go straight for the bomb-bay.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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We're going to a party next week.Little cocktail dress ahoy!
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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I'll try to make sure she does her kegelsNothing worse than a windsock.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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She asked me to take my ring off, I said it was my watch ahahahahaha(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I had a nightmare that I worked in a call centre and had a supervisory role.Litigation - frivolous lawsuits. Grist to the mill this kind of article which yet again undermines the rights of a civilian to seek recompense for corporate malfeasance. See the film "Hot Coffee"
Altalt the best is completely subjective. Karen "skinny" Carpenter is possibly the best and then Ray Davies.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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I. hiv terbil draemsTher a tornodo outsied. Youm nale everthinge to The ground. Opene the dorres ofthe stoorm shetler. Fule of spoders. Thise not ment happen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:58,
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Click your heels together three times, Dorothy.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:59,
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a berd festaval. But youm shafed offe yor berd yestrdoy. everbodey looke at youm, say yor werd. runne awaey! get stuje in a berd like a floy :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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He's making more sense than usual(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09,
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a geese what's kepe gete sik on yor piknikc. its juste eate lots of doge fudge an wandard in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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captain placid had a goose asleep on his lawna real one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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a spoder wit the leges of a okepus, rideing into batle on a okepus wit leges of a spoder(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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I had a dream a little while ago that the world became over-run by wild baboonsThey were eventually pacified by some sort of ape whisperer.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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My friend once dreamed that he was wrapped up in a carpet by Brian Adamsthen rolled all around wembley stadium while Brian sat in a tree and played some of his greatest hits on an acoustic guitar
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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Just found itThat sounds good that. When I've finished World War Z, I might get that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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I found Book of Davea really tricky book to get going on... just didn't sit right in my brain. But once I was into it I enjoyed it
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he's better at short fiction than novelsI keep meaning to read Umbrella but I'm currently attempting Gravity's Rainbow again.
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I have a book by him where he investigated paranormal shizz and debunked it.Good read.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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He's come a long way since splitting up from The Black Eyed Peas(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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fucking great bookyears ago I worked with someone that looked like the ape/man front cover picture
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I have quite an irrational fear of big monkeys(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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you do realise that apes and monkeys are not the same thing, right?(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:17, Reply)
blimey, the 90s are back.Club night with Ed Rush & Optical. Special guest Roni Size.
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I used to like how Mark Radcliffe said Skunk AnasieSkoonk Anaseh.
That's the only thing about Mark Radcliffe I ever liked :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:05,
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Aw I like Mark Radcliffe'Member The White Room? That was well good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:07,
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CASE. IN. POINT. Ahh luv the Noooorth. Mah Noooorth. Ahh feeul passionately about it.
But I don't live or work there because I am a desperate wannabe and am ashamed of where I come from and want to live elsewhere from the moment I can fucking leave whatever fucking godforsaken county this is!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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pfffffffffffftI've lived more of my life in the south than in the north.
but it is a better quality of life up there. it's pretty and people don't hiss and piss at you on the tube.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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Wait she got paid to let young bankers spunk on her face last night, didn't she?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Yer and Henry Lee avec the delectable Ms Harvey(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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Altalt: Sort of dependsTwo examples, the lead singer of Dream Theatre has a technically flawless voice, but no real character. Freddie Mercury, on the other hand, technically imperfect, but an amazing showman.
For the women, Karen Carpenter and Lady Aretha hands down.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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I would happily put my hands down BIllie PiperIF you know what I mean!
I mean I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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I've gone right off her.I bumped into her in the Guildford House of Fraser. She didn't have angry monkey sex with me or ANYTHING.
Bitch.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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Probably. Those cock-teases are EVERYWHEREI just have to say hello to a woman, any woman, and they're all "sorry, I'm a fishmonger".
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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Her husband has a massive wanger.I bet she's happy where she is.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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I. I never thought I'd see you again. Now you're back in my arms, a love that never ends. HOLD ME MY LOVE! TILL THE END OF TIME!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:13,
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Good. How have you been? Recovered from dying?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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That's a shame. I'd like it if you lived. You know, for the good old days.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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The world shan't forget the contributions I've made(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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Sorry who are you again?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:22,
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Well I can answer two hats in oneAin't nobody
Loves me better
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Ain't nobody
Loves me better, than you
alt:alt:Chaka Khan
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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I feel for two (hats)I think I love two (hats)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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Don't talk 2 (hats) strangers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:33,
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i got home at 3amI didn't dream anything, until the sodding alarm went off at 7am.
alt: my stupid body overreacts to things like cat and dog hair. IT IS NOT HARMFUL, YOU STUPID HISTAMINES. STOP MAKING THINGS SWELL UP AND ITCH AND SNEEZE.
altalt: lots. but I tell you whose voice incites me to murderous rage, that welsh twat. road rage, the song was called. cerys Matthews, is it? horrible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:09,
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she always sounded like a depressed cheese grater fucking a pigeon(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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yeri'm sure that she was/is desperate to fuck a metal-face with a hamster poking out of his botty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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Other people's dreams are fucking dull. People who Sue over petty mistreatment are cretins.
Anyone who is a "vocalist" is clearly a prick.
Alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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The term "vocalist" makes me think of people making a living by creating sound effects.Like, mimicking ducks, or something. What's wrong with being a "singer"?
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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Like that guy off police academy. He's a true talent. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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They are good. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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No. Wait. Maybe. No. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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It's definitely a skill that justifies dropping out of school at 16 and hanging around in skate parks.(
Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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Nothing beats weed, white cider and white boy rap. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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I was about to go on a massive rant till I realised I misread Singer with Ginger(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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I finally got a new Les Paul, Winders!One of the enw 59 Reissues. It's fucking LUSH.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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How much Sex have you had with it? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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Oh, wowLike...LOADS. I got a H&K Tubemeister and a Hendrix Fuzz Face too. I'm making some real racket right now.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I bet you're making sweet guitar music to be proud of. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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I'm playing Parisienne Walkways like a mother-bitch(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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There was some new song on the radio, By Daltrey and Wilko that I thought you'd like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:22,
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You can, pilgrimRight after you eat the peanuts outta my shee-it!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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No Fullmetal jacket Chat(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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You've been a bit moody of late Winders :(Everything ok bbz?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:22,
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I just hate your stupid Gay face and your stupid Gay threads. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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Dreams... shitalt alt... Billie Holiday, just the most emotive voice of the last 100 years or so.
Mike Patton for current chaps I guess.
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Warpigs?Their Sabbath cover?
edit I should learn to read before typing
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Would've been nice if she'd reciprocated and sung a song about them too(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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Like Redd Kross and Shonen Knife(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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With hindsight, perhaps, but I quite liked them in 1992(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:50,
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hey, you're forgivenIn 1992 my favourite bands were red hot chili peppers, faith no more and nirvana.
I was only 12, I didn't know any better :'(
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They supported Teenage Fanclub when I saw them at Cov Polytechnic in January of that year(
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