Off to the cunting quiz in a bit.
What is the best pub quiz team name?

Alt: Have you done your homework and cleaned your shoes for school tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 16:57, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Norfolk & Chance.
Alt: all brushed and polished, and ready to go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)

How is work going b3th, still lovin' it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Yup. Totes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Good. Glad to hear it.
You coming up next month?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Definitely. Are we starting early?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Don't know. I need to speak to Stunned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Went with mates to their pub quiz and took an answer sheet but didn't compete.
When they all swapped to mark I completed the answers as they were read out and put one wrong'un in to make it credible. Handed the paper in and was eventually announced as the winner.
The quiz master never cottoned on as he repeatedly asked ,". With 49 put of 50 ...F. Incheat. Who is F. Incheat?"
True story.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)

^Criminal mastermind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Nah, just an effincheat.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

All pub quiz names are shit and for cunts
So's your face and so is your mum. Cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Is my mum's cunt a cunt, or is her cunt shitty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)

The Fuck Pigs

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

I want you to quiz all over my face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

You been bullying a bit on yonder forum Lil Plum.
Got a cob on?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:13, Reply)

nah, just for lulz innit edjogz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:16, Reply)

Inorite

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:18, Reply)

I'm watching Final Destination 5 on Amazon Streaming
I have decided that the real bad guy is the asshole sending the visions. Instead of a quick death they all live in terror and have to suffer their friends getting offed one by one while said asshole probably watches munching popcorn and chortling.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:14, Reply)

Quiz team name: Anal Destination

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)

Ooh: Final Quiztination!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)

the landlord has quiz in his hair

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:39, Reply)

I quite like the final destination series,
They're daft, but I really enjoy them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I like the tease-y bits
where you see close ups of every day objects jiggling ominously, and then they get decapitated by something completely different.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:38, Reply)

There are some quite creative deaths.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)

also the "who's next" is always good for some tension

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Oh jeez laser eye surgery
I think I'll pause it here and go do something else for a bit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)

why is there always a team called "fat kids are harder to kidnap"? why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)

because yhpcciym

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:51, Reply)

You'd think they'd be easier to lure into the van with candy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:00, Reply)

they're more difficult to sell on the black market

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)

i have never seen a team name like this
but our old pub quiz place never read out the team names, so there was little reason to be so edgy.

now are you finished with work?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)

no
got 2 more articles to edit for our newsletter, which means:

reading 30 pages of often impenetrable decision
rewriting my juniors' drafts
thinking of a witty title

ie HOURS per article!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I wrote the client newsletters at my last place
Not much fun innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)

writing it is not as bad
editing it (ie rewriting it) is much worse!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:24, Reply)

yeah I know what editing is ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:32, Reply)

'The Steve Biko crash helmet testers'
Homework done, shoes cleaned. WFH tomorrow so the interracial midget granny shemale porn will be given a battering.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:32, Reply)

The best pub quiz team name is 'The Ian 'H' Watkins baby rape conspirators'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:48, Reply)

I used to go to a quiz where you'd get extra points for best name
We won in June 1994 for "Nixon lies again".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)

I was once in one called for Ken, great man.
We came second.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)

As a gentleman & a considerate lover should always do.
Apparently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Come on then, who's not surprised that DG was once 'in' Ken?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Where are you, you bastards!

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Gone home long ago.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)

So, the B3TA thing is only done at work?
That's where I'm going wrong.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)

Quiz Team Aguilera
Alt: Nah I'm bunking off so I can drink Rioja and watch the Oscars.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 0:08, Reply)