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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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THE BEST TONY IS 'TONY BARON'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:42, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Dunno who that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Hey my mate's wife is called tony, what's THAT all about?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:56, Reply)
What about fat tony?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Bored of this now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:58, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:58, Reply)
it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:03, Reply)
u r retard

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
no u r an soz yr fase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)
no reeturns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)
u dun a poo in your mouth

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)
ur face is a poo
No returns
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
You can count on my steel.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
why has today been extremely fucking wank on off of the topix?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:07, Reply)
it's all the wankers

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)
dozer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Same as any other day. It's the Wiltshire Farm Foods of the Internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)
today seems to have been worse than usual, mind you I haven't been involved much today
Lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I've made toad in the hole with self raising flour, instead of plain.
It seems to have taken over my lower oven, so to speak.

More culinary news as it happens...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)
haha!
I love toad in the hole. Or basically anything with sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)
We had pancakes
Nyommy pancayke
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)
The problem is the diminishing number of posters
Basically it's your fault for not posting
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)
sorry pal, you done a funny thing today, I clicked it and everything

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)
I've peaked now
It's all downhill from here
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:17, Reply)
until tomorrow! im a blueliever

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:18, Reply)
I do it all for you
x
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:19, Reply)
I appreciate you and everything you do for this place
Dead on its arse etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Prolly immigrants or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:09, Reply)
poor sporters

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)
He should go back to wherever he came from

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)
racists go home!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:13, Reply)
travellers should fuck off back to their caravans, and take their caravans with them

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:15, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)
and I like you
x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:17, Reply)
careful, I might try and shag you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:18, Reply)
hey, I can't afford to be fussy at my age

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:19, Reply)
are you........
....old?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)
Define 'old'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)
your age

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
53 is old?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
its twenty years older than I am, so yes, absolutely yes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Been your age sonny...
..There ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:25, Reply)
but if I do that joke still wont be funny when I start saying it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)
But I'll still be older than you
Do try to keep up!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)
you will more than likely be dead :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:28, Reply)
I'm from a long-lived family, might make it past 73

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:30, Reply)
some might think so
ain't gonna elaborate beyond that, soz
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
thats ok man, I respect your right to privacy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
FROG! FOR PM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)
a vote for me is a vote for oppression everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:25, Reply)
Hey, I've got nothing against them
some of my best friends are racist
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:16, Reply)
my best mate is a gay black disabled racist

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:17, Reply)
fuckin box tickers

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:21, Reply)
you should swap the 'er' for an 'a', that way it won't be offensive

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
mong tiga

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Tiggaz with attitude

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:25, Reply)
bat and anie

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:28, Reply)
I would imagine that if place was less shit, more people would post.
Alright.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)
so theres a chicken egg thing going on

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)
An omelette?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:28, Reply)
no, which came first

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)
dont you start barging in with your kerazee ideas and whimsical thoughts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Sorry.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)
tell us a joke please jeff

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:30, Reply)
What would you like a joke about?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)
pancakes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Jokes about pancakes give me the crepes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I chuckled, job done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
But on the flip side....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
shrove off...

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
What's the connection between dozer and a chef who drops his pancake...?
...THEY'RE BOTH USELESS TOSSERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
FP THIS NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Two clicks in one day. Unprecedented scenes here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)
clickin dis

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)
And click.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
This place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting.
Alright.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

dead on it's arse better for all involved
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I liked The Barron Knights

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
They were the 'Weird Al' of their day.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
I've seen The Sit Song done by many a drag queen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)
come sail your ships around me
And burn your bridges down, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 20:57, Reply)

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