I decided to be a nice person for a change this morning.
I found a platinum debit card on Highgate Road. Instead of using the contactless bit to buy booze & fags I phoned HSBC so they could cancel & let the cardholder know.

When did you last act outside of your comfort zone?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:16, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was nice to GeordieJay last week

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Please ensure this doesn't happen again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

well, it was niceness by proxy
I outlined my support for the extension of full marriage rights to gay people.

I won't do it again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Doesn't count - he's against gay marriage
The nasty little homophobe
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)

his sort disgust me
They use bums instead of fannies!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Oh right, then.
Nah, gay marriage can get fucked
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)

When?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)

As a normally nice chap I like to go out of my comfort zone by raping cats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

I almost met some internet weirdos but chickened out in case they tried to do WoW or sex on me
I am about to go for a haircut, which I hate and is massively out if my comfort zone; wish me luck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I like getting my hair cut, which is odd because I only ever bother once or twice a year.
Why are you so scared of other people?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I don't trust them, plus I hate forced small talk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Oh I don't bother with that
I find it easier to be rude
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)

I go to a special salon
Where the hairdressers have their tits out as they cut your hair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I like breasts
But this sounds like a brothel, doze.
I wonder what "mrs dozer" would make of this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I like breasts too
I don't think Grace Dozer cares, she's a hamster innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Then they might cut your ear off!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)

"How would Sir like his hair cut?"
"In silence."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

I killed a 13 year old girl, dismembered her, dissolved her hands, feet and head in acid.
I then removed her internal organs and pickled them in several large mason jars. I packed the torso in salt and left it to dry out for a few weeks before removing the arms and legs. After I removed the bones from the arms and legs I disposed of them in the incinerator at work used for disposing of the leftovers after they dissect dolphins etc washed up on the beaches. The remaining flesh I turned in to human jerky which I ate over the following months. The torso I sold to a guy I met online who wants to turn it into a drinks cabinet.

Oh sorry just reread the question, I just realised you said "outside"
( Peej, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)

QOTW GOLD HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!

( Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I've not read qotw in years, aside from the bullying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

there's bullying on qotw?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

No.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I looked of the window once.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)

can I say ym?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

If you want.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I can always rely on you sporters.
btw - I enjoyed the FB posts about DG last night. Excellent stuff.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

It really was, yes
I love it when a FB status gets hijacked and ends up somewhere totally unexpected
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Something something something your mum's comfort zone.
Not really, last time was probably calling in another engineer because he was clearly incompetent. I'm not one to dob people in, but he was also an arsehole
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I've acted outside my comfort zone and bought some KFC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Sounds...lovely.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

It was actually not bad
In other news, Jeff is safe!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Wrestling is shit "entertainment" for kids and rednecks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Bees do the what now?
I ate chicken
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)

+ funk soul brother

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Chicken out now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

*gets chicken out*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Its like cock, only smaller

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

stone the (sports)crows

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

that's me clucked then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Someone's ruffled your feathers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Nobody jumped on Rory's made up girlfriend in the last thread. You're all shit.
Apart from Dozer, but that's only because he also has a made up loved one.

I'm always fucking nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)

JAYSUM AND DANGERMOUSE SITTIN IN A TREE F.U.C.K.I.N.G
n m
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

How could anyone resist him?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

with a fuckin' machete

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Perhaps your loved one is made up also and thats why you're upset?
Hmmm? Hmm?
*puts head on one side in an enquiring manner*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Tell me about YM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

gans like the clappers

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

goes like a belt fed mortar

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Last time I was out of my comfort zone was paintballing with work people.
Im not one for all that running round getting shot at. It was like Beirut.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)

irut nwell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Ha! I used to live there.
South Benwell though, with a river view.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

*polishes turd*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

whatever floats your boat.
I used to be city centre but it was too damn noisy.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I couldnt be fucked with living right in town
Whitley FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)

*cullercoats
Heck, even South Shields
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Cullercoats is nice, aye
I run along there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

I am feeling the void of frog and Swipe.
I hope they're having fun.
Are you all doing work or something?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I don't wish to feel either of their voids, but thanks for asking.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 14:33, Reply)