nice
an old mate of mine used to worry when we went to a supermarket together that people would think we were a couple. I know, I know....he was an idiot.
So to wind him up, I'd occasionally hold his hand, or give him a little peck on the cheek. used to drive him crazy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

If he complained I'd loudly say things like "baby, why are you like this?"
and "my mother was right about you"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

See. Shopping doesn;t have to be a chore

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

It must be brilliant being gay
It's great fun pretending to be.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

why was he worried?
did he think he could do better?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Better than Two Hats?
I THINK NOT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Just insecure I suppose
I'm more of the opinion that (in spite of being heterosexual) I don't care what people think because it's nobody's business.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

You're straight???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I assume the "two hats" thing
means he is ac/dc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

There's no doubt some complicated code system involving how many hats you wear, how you wear them, etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

haha
I have a pink grandad cap hanging out my right back pocket.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Oh my...
*drops monocle*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I'm straight by default
but it's probably because I've just not met the right man. Can't count these things out y'know...you might be missing out on something wonderful.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Time to arrange a Portsmouth bash

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

prefereably not in Portsmouth though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Port Man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

*bats eyelids*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

*frogs legs*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

haha
actualol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I had a happy day playing this game whilst helping a mate buy a double bed
nothing like getting on all fours on a bed in Ikea to help "test" out a bed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Brilliant
I can imagine testing the sturdiness of the headboard. Leaning against it, back slightly arched....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Got it in one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I bet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)