They sort of do that in Japan.
My mate was telling me. He said that just pressing random buttons on them can make for a bit of a surprise.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i remember the toilets in finland having a hose next to them. not just bathroom toilets, but individual cubicles in restaurants, the airport etc
now, I get why you would want that (in fact, a phlegmatic finnish lady told my friend very frankly that it was "for period clots" when she was dumb enough to ask, took us both a few stiff voddies to recover from that).

but how on earth could you use it without saturating yourself, your clothes, the toilet cubicle...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:15, Reply)

It's for cleaning the bowl.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)

see, sadly
I don't think this is right. she was VERY graphic in her douching explanation

*remembers*

*needs more voddie*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I have seen them in Thailand, Egypt and Turkey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

seen drank from
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

What, anuses?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:21, Reply)

what were you doing in the ladies toilets in all those countries, dude??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Wanking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

pffft
lazy beggar, what's wrong with a handstand in the shower?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

Period clots up your nose?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

If you liked it then you should have put a cork in it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)

MEGA DOUCHE.
That toilet thing is a bad idea too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

I saw one that does that, moisturises your little pink sixpence and has a radio.
Crazy Japs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:15, Reply)

has a webcam attached, more like
much like your cat's collar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Looks for ATR joke...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:22, Reply)

A radio? For what? To call in air strikes?

( Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)

It's all built into the seat. They're about two grand.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)