this is a bit of a failure for someone who purports to work in a supermarket and has a wife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

pregnant wife, she is next to useless when it comes to household chores at the moment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Stop throwing your muck up her then
You know what happens. It's not like there wasn't a precedent.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

It wasn't him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

OK Shaggy's mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

alriiight

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

* Oh Carolinas*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

This is less of an issue for you and jaysum I suppose
Anyway how's things? you back on the horse, analysing telecommunications, winning gameshows, ballroom mincing etc?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Not bad ta
Not amazing either. No, not as such, sadly not though I've applied to go on Pointless, and yes I took Ballroom mincing to new heights last year, went to a same-sex competition. And won.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Christ, he really is gay.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

STONE THE BLASPHEMER

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Everyone at the competition certainly thought so
Understandable, as I was dancing with a man surrounded by gays. Everyone I told about Ms Foxtrot looked like I'd just vomited up my own twin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

HAHAH WOT A MUG *perfectly normal voice; one octave down* Hello, my name is martin, I'm 32 from portsmith and I'm an IT Analyist *back to my voice* HAHAHAHA, LOZAH

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

He's married, sprog number 2 is in the oven
His sex life has now been concluded - believe me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

nah, there's always his sister

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

what did you bother getting married for, if she can't keep the cupboards stacked?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

She made him do it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)