legal training contract ones are dreadful
because you have to do so many at the same time when you're looking for a training contract. it must be better now they're all online, as you can save and come back to them, but when I was applying, most of them were still paper applications, and MY GOD it was feckin tedious.

alt: alton towers/rollercoasters. fucking love them.

altalt: you're doing better than bob crow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I had to fill in a paper one last week.
I think I've forgotten how to write :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)

this might be why you struggle to find permanent employment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Har har har.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I had to do an application for a French company last year
They insisted it be handwritten. I asked why. They (eventually) admitted that they used.......wait for it......a fucking graphologist as part of the selection process FFS!
I told them I wasn't interested.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Not uncommon in frenchland

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

a graphologist would asertain from my writing that I am a 4 year old with learning difficulties and broken fingers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)

A graphologist would ascertain precisely fuck all from my handwriting
Had to learn to write again-twice, broke all my fingers several times, ditto for the wrists and arms. Plus the fact that graphology is utter fetid dog smegma
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

+ typing and grammar

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

RHUBARB!
Legal training contracts are no different to any other sort of professional's application form.

This one time, at lawyer camp!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

LOOK STUNNED, SHE JUST WANTED TO REMIND US THAT SHE'S A LAWYER, OK?
JUST IN CASE WE FORGOT, OR SUMMAT.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THIS ONE TIME, AT LAWYER CAMP, I STUCK A FLUTE UP MY PUSSY.

We get it. OK. Bigger. Better. More.

Altius. Sitius. Fortius.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)

Stop pussy-flutin' around!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Ho-ho!
Did lawyer she lawyer mention lawyer that lawyer she's lawyer a lawyer lawyer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Would this make her a (musical) notary?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

I KNOW THAT, YOU MUPPET
it's just that you have to send off about 100 of the bloody things, because they are all AT THE SAME TIME and EVERYONE IS APPLYING FOR THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)

This one time...............

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)