I was involved in a trial central recruitment program for a pub chain once,
Getting "candidates" to make a dress out of bin bags and stuff while we "assessed their suitability for the brand" proper fucking cock wash that was. We need part time bar staff, not dicks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:55, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"cockwash"
hahahahaha
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Alright stunner,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Roight, mersh.
All well in Piggistan?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)

It's pretty sweet,
On the way home which is nice. Although getting out of London is taking a while.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

London traffic is an arse ache.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I'm on a train of all things, cos the van is in Hillingdon, and the train from Kings Cross is taking forever.
Which is a Ballache as I will probably get stuck on the m40 as well.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Do you get paid for your time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Yeah, first half hour and last half hour of whatever travel I do is not paid, everything above that, van or train, is paid.
Which isn't too bad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Getting paid to commute ain't bad at all.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah, it's nice that if I get stuck in traffic it all goes in as over time.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)

He's not another one is he?
What is it with these paki farm animals?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)

well they already had you didn't they

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I SAID DON'T READ IT
NOW I FEEL BAD YOU SELFISH DICK
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

LEAVE ME ALONE!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)

i once got turned down for a job in a pet shop
despite being the most awesome person ever at the candidate torture session when it came to putting hamster cages together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)

did you eat some of the livestock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

the thing about tropical fish
is they always just look like they'd taste nice, kinda fruity, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Did you get caught with your hand in the Trill?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

ding ding!
excellent work, stunned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

1978 called, asking for their 'joke' back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

That's why they had your number and not mine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Bob Monkhouse phoned. You can fucking well keep that one.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You can't argue with a classic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

meh, my friend volunteered in a pet shop when we did d of e
was left alone for 10 mins, managed to kill a canary, after leaping around the shop trying to catch it in a net.

and got it stuck between the glass of the window and the display. thereby displaying a canary corpse to everyone who walked past.

she did not pass this part of the course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I hate group interviews. I had one for Virgin record stores ( I know, that old)
Horrid, team building acting exercises and shit like that.
FFS, all that training to show people where cd's are.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

This was the problem,
The sort of people that shine in team building events are the sort of people I'd like to throttle. C
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Do the "trust fall" and walk away.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

with the obvious exception of those
who ditch the team and show off their hamster cage building skillz, right? right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

*pages Dozer*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)