Bout 70 units a week

( Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Excessive borderline. The 21units thing is rubbish.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Plus the chemicals in a lot of the cheap drink are worse for you than the alcohol itself
cf. Stella, might as well drink bog cleaner
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

White Lightning cider wtf. Apple free.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Which chemicals are there in Stella?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I dont care what anyone says
I like Stella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

It's just 'lager', and I like 'lager'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I can understand having a preference for 'real ale' over lager, but Lokesy gets a bit tinfoil-hatted over some of these things
There are no evil nasty chemicals in Stella, unless you categorise alcohol in that way
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Maybe he just prefers 4% lagers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Would you rather have four pints of 4% or three pints of 5%?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

4 of 4. With a nice top in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

^ this but without the top.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

You fucking mincing queer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

If I drink strong lager over an extended period i get abusive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

+ more

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

given how much i piss, 3 of 5% would suffice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

but im also always thirsty, i dont know what to do!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Might be early onset diabetes?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

theres always hope!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

BRUV!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

fingers crossed! i may have had a 20 minute lecture on getting it checked last night....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Well you've just checked with the internet - job done!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

\o/ I can rest easy now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

numb foot
tingling hands
constant raging camel-like thirst (and eyelashes)
constant pissing

if you don't want moar lectures, you'll do as you're told.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Oh....Hi.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

A good pint of Stella is a very good pint.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Not sure, but it sure smells and tastes chemical, like there's industrial detergent in it.
Probably cos it's made round London, the imported Belgian stuff doesn't have the nasty chemical aftertaste and is pretty good stuff as a result (but more expensive).
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Perhaps your local doesn't clean the beer lines out properly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

It has been known
but even the bottled stuff tastes a bit chemical to me.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

So what you're saying here is
that you're making libellous remarks against a major manufacturer based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever other than "I don't like it."

Sound strategic move there, lokers.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)