Doc, what do you think of my 140+ units a week?
Bet you've never had someone say that before?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'd say you're at high risk of a leg dropping off.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Innit, bruv.
140+ was the old days in the City. Hasn't been like that for a long time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I can't even picture what that is in real terms.
By real terms I mean "bottles of wine/pints".
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

2 bottles of 13.5% wine a night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Or about 9-10 pints a night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

I probably average about half that and I feel like I should probably cut down.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Bout 7-10 pints a day I reckon?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

70pints of cooking lager a week.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

And a full time job.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I'm sure he'll have nothing against it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Peter Cook lols.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

Nowhere near the worst.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

What is the worst you've encountered?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Hahaha.
I knew you'd say that. Proper whisky/vodka pissheads must be on several hundred a week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

My old man was doing a bottle to two bottles of whisky a day, at his worst.
And by "worst", I mean Bell's. Man had no taste whatsoever.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

That's considered light drinking in his profession though, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

If you can hold down a job too............

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Poor dead scarpe :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

I wonder how many units he was doing a week?
Been sober for 4 years now though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)

his photos are stunning
the ones he takes, I mean
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I remember him saying he used to top up his starbucks coffee with vodka in the mornings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

2+ bottles of vodka, daily, litre ones, and a few 'social' pints. and a few bottles of vino for the evening. Abssolutely amazing, kept that up for a few years. shes fine now

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

You're making me feel a fuck-ton better about my intake, that's for sure.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

There's always someone who drinks more than you
Choose your yardstick wisely
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

That's why you married her!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

its my daughter :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Nice one Fritzl

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Crikey
especially as women's tolerance is only supposed to be 2/3 of men's, that's phenomenal to do that and still be alive.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

alcohol dependents are amazing people, really, their bodies actually adapy

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

isn't that why winehouse carked it?
too long being dependent, cut it off too soon instead of weaning off it, then went back on it and couldn't cope?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

no, its because she was a lightweight.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)

you have to reduce gradually, or do it with drugs. one patient died from smothering, he had a fit and suffocated in his sweat drenched sheet. tragic, only in his 20s

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Nasty way to go

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I was told alkies can't just go cold turkey.
Not sure if this is right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I read somewhere that the withdrawals can be enough to set off some pre-existing weakness.
Like a dicky ticker, par example
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

she actually never seemed all that pissed really. i threatened to call the police on her when i found she was still driving

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)

The human body is wonderful instrument.
When I was a broker, we all drank Stella or Kronenbourg. Would do 4 at lunch and 4 in the evening before either going home or out. All additional drinking was on top of that so people were easy doing 140+ a week. It adds up really quickly, Stella is 3 units a pint!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

The liver's an extraordinary piece of engineering.
You really have to go at it to kill the thing. It's like Wolverine, otherwise.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)