alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:07, 68 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello.
What's shaking?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)

There's nothin' shakin' (but the leaves on the trees)
youtu.be/TZDghXM3-lg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Not clicking a link from a known nonce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

You don't like pictures of sexy young girls?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

YM or GTFO

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Michael J Fox

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Stevens

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)

Adam Ricketts

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Yeah, still got the shits, but I'm not vomiting anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Ah kids, eh
They bring so much joy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

How raw is your bum?
Are you on to wiping with damp toilet roll yet?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

the advantage of having very small children is that there are wet wipes readily available for this kind of issue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Another good reason to have kids.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Another?
whats the first one?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)

cunt touching

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)

bingo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)

That was his name
o
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Nah, having not eaten for nearly 48 hours, there is very little to come out.
So far, i'm still on the puppy soft. But I have about a million baby wipes if necessary.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)

That's good to know,
I do worry you know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Baby wipes are one of the most useful things to have round
They clean trainers up brilliantly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

THey clean up everything.
I have become slightly obsessed at only buying them at the very cheapest price possible, and when I buy them, I buy them ALL.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Sainsburys ones are always on special offer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

one word
Aldi
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Asda are normally the best.
Our nearest ALdi is too far to bother with.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

make sure you wash your hands next time to go to the loo young man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Tired now
I'm having a cup of tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:12, Reply)

me too, it's so stuffy in the office, it's 15 degrees outside and they have winter level heating one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

I deduce from this
you work in an office full of women
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Dozer

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)

What did you have your engine bored out to? surely a new bigger engine would be easier?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

2.1
You can obviously put larger engines in, but I'd have to buy the replacement engine on top of everything else. There's really only two routes you can take easily, without replacing crossmembers and so on and I didn't fancy those.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)

BORED

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:20, Reply)

He asked, I answered. You don't have to read.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Right outside now...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

But how do you even know where he is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Bit creepy.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

RUN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Damn right
Nice jumper BTW
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)

I think Houndstooth is a little dated now

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)

His shartigan is a thing of wonder

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

The white flag and string of onions is a nice touch.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)

PIpe down Dido

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)

+ L

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Plipe

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Actually, my tea HAS gone cold.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)

pub garden today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I think I might also go to a the pub,
But I'll sit by the canal if that's alright, garden is a bit small.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I accept these terms

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:33, Reply)

you tiny-gardened prick
x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

The garden is a normal size
Winders is just fucking huge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)

I can't stop looking at this site
www.badtaxidermy.com

I've just almost choked to death on my brew!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I'm off to Cheltenham tomorrow
Anyone got any horse racing tips?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Whip it hard and fast and try to get it across the line first
Also applies to YM
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Fuck off you queer gay cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

You asked!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Good point.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)

You always used to post tips on here Jeff
Not got any? I had one for yesterday that won but didn't get a chance to put a bet on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I had a place on a 16/1 shot on Tuesday
But I haven't had time to study form this year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Bet on the one with the stupidest name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Ten Quid each way on Dozer it is then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Bet on Compton Charlie if he's there, I won £850 thanks to that glorious bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)

He was Straight Outta the stalls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)

I'll ask the guy I sit next to
he used to work at BetFair and today he got a 10/1 tip from his ex-boss that came in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:22, Reply)

HELLO!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Shit he is here
Look busy everyone
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)

HELLO AGAIN HELLO!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Oh, look at the time. Must dash...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Sporters
Are you ok now?
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/middlesbrough-penis-attack-arrest-after-3238099
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)