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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning DBT
Why are you delicate?

I've had a shit night's sleep again and look like a fucking panda
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:07, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Not possible
Pandas are renowned for never fucking, that's why they're endangered.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Mrs Cow must be a panda then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I beg to differ...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Morning Mohammed
Have you tried getting a new bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I do need a new mattress

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
It Makes a massive difference

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Its not that its not comfy, just old and needs replacing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
but enough about the missus
ahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I was gonna make this joke about myself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
ever the gentleman

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Get a mattress topper as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Maybe after our holiday
Need to save cash

In other news, I HAVE COURGETTES STARTING TO GROW!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Ooh ohh I'm gonna plant some of them soon!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
I'm far too excited by this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I gonna plant tomatos, beans, lettuces and some purple carrots

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I cant find any purple carrot seeds at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
oh missed this one
I gave YM my purple carrot seed last night...


Ahhhhh that feels better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Shame its not grown, really

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
It is really
Why are people cutting off willys round your way sporters?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Gyppos, apparently
Rory's lot getting LOLupset at someone porking one of their birds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
why would anyone want to?
unwashed minge trapped inside a polyester tracksuit. shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Oh bejesus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
They had to be sure it would happen again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
they sell them at waitrose you know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
something YM something my courgette grow something

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Just feel a bit grotty, my hay fever kicked in this week possibly that?
Imay have to see a proper doctor.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Early for hayfever?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
It is yes, but the usual symptoms,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I've been up since 4am.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
4:30am for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
7:30 for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Thats a fucking lie in!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
It saddens me to agree with this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Yer, thought I'd get the late train as it's Friday and little ape didn't wake till after 7

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
An excellent start to the day then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Yeah it's alright! Plus sunshine!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Just starting to get nice now up here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Ha ah yeah right "nice"
By that I assume the rain is falling vertically rather than horizontally
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Blue skies overhead now
None of that shit fog you lot have had
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
It's all gone now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

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