I've also nearly done the laundry; it's just gone onto its spin cycle.
Unfortunately I appear to have been locked in this morning so I can't hang it out until the wife gets back. First world problems, right here!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

How can you be locked in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)

OK, so some doors are lockable, right?
If you turn the key the opposite way than you do to open the door, then it engages the lock. Unless you have a key to hand, you can't open the door again. There are even rumours of a "dead-lock". Usually this involves turning the key so as to lock the door, then carrying on until you've gone through a full revolution. This engages a second lock, which you will require a key to open.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)

Wot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)

BIG KEY TURNY LOCK CLICK

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:07, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Because the missus has gone to work in the car, taking the keyring with my keys on it
as well as her bag with her keys in it. Stepson has gone to college not long afterwards, and has evidently locked the door. Which is good security, granted, but I WAS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE ANYWAY!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I just hope the dog doesn't need a shit before 4pm.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Put a nappy on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Beyonce lost her touch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

If I liked it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)

You've had two weeks to post this and you missed it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Lost me, there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

QFTW "Trapped"

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Oh, yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

In reply to your earlier question, it's the 3.20

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I thought bobs worth and Silvia-something were runaway favourites

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)

.
www.oddschecker.com/horse-racing-betting/cheltenham/15:20/winner
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)