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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Train thread, best of all the threads whoop whoooo!
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:42, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
you're off the rails!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
rip frog wiv da angles now :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:45, Reply)
is he dead?
Thank fuck for that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
All that big talk about how he didn't need his bloo-bloo medicine any more
Just talk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)
There's one more angel in heaven
There's one more star in the sky
Frog with your coat of slimy wet skin
In our memory will never die
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:04, Reply)
That's beautiful, man :'(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:22, Reply)
yeah, look what happened to Darth
Went to a cybergoth alldayer, banged a load of MDMA, off work for months with severe menkle issues.

Maybe Frog binged on Combichrist then threw himself in the Thames.

Sad, and indeed, times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Thames ginger ravine.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Im finding this all very suspicious.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
'sup?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:48, Reply)
alright Jase
How does it feel to only be the second biggest bender now that Darth is back?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I feel I must try harder.
I also think that Dr Quinch Medicine Buggerer is a bigger bender than me. All that shameless chat about cock and saunas.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)
he's vers though
So he's twice the bender you'll ever be.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:16, Reply)
He can have that moniker and wear it proudly
I can live safe in the facts I won't have to wear an adult nappy with a blown out sphincter.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:19, Reply)
What's vers?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
+ and why is dozer so well versed in all the terminology?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)
because I don't believe in ignorance
I spend quite a lot of time 'researching' gayism ifykwimaitydkwim
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Know your enemy, very wise

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:26, Reply)
ah, a fellow researcher
PUN INTENDED, JUST BEING CLEAR HERE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:29, Reply)
versatile
Both botter and bottee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)
only three feet or so from me there is a fat man wearing Uggs
He is also sporting a massive gold stud in his ear.

How utterly vulgar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
^mirror

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
gold jewellery?
Nigga, please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
judgementalism
how utterly vulgar
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
right, fat, vulgar, deeply unattractive, terrible clothes
I can see why you'd want to defend the portly mess, strength in numbers etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Aren't you a treat this evening

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:15, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Extremely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I can smell the salty tang of your internet tears

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2225180#post2225185
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:45, Reply)
is there anything you don't have bookmarked?
Clearly www.weightwatchers.co.uk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:57, Reply)
I don't think AB needs weight watchers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
his corpulent wife does

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:49, Reply)
i am very upset by this
very
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:16, Reply)
^ very upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:18, Reply)
yup
crying into my sequined uggs. You know I always look to you for me self esteem and fashion advice
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:19, Reply)
hey, you're only human

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
A fat man in Uggs deserves all the judgement thrown at him.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:10, Reply)
why can't he wear a nice pair of Paul Smith brogues?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:22, Reply)
:( That sounds truly heinous. My thoughts are with you.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:09, Reply)
I dunno what's worse
The obesity, the footwear, or the gold jewellery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)
He most certainly can't have friends if they let him roll round like that...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:21, Reply)
one of life's tragic mysteries

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:22, Reply)

fat man wearing Uggs. is also sporting a massive gold stud in his ear. mirror
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)
camouflage
Also, gold jewellery? How tacky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:25, Reply)
The board needs to know who's feet we are on about if it is a normal foot that is way to close
if it's three of your feet lengths away I'm surprised you can see that far into the distance?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Alright all, lost reception for a bit there
That's what makes train threads so exciting and unpredictable!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
First class?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)
+ bent spastic

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Nah cattle, it's beastly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 18:15, Reply)
TRAINZ R WANKLOL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Shut up gayboy,

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Fuck off Napoleon.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Still at work, jase?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Yep. Not long to go
then home to cook Mexican style chicken and watch some shite on netflix
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Please can you ensure that my number is removed from your database?
I don't wish to make any claims against my mortgage provider over mis-selling of PPI
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Im afraid it will stay in our database before you succumb to our wants and needs.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
PIP

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Answering a telephpone can hardly be considered work, merely an alternative to having your benefits cut.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:26, Reply)
stop telephponing meeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:33, Reply)
hIYA EDJ.
Good weekend?
Are you on a train?

Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Hiya Jase.
W/E lazy, watched three decent films. Saving Mr Banks, Las Vegas and Blue Jasmine.

Not on a train, not even of thought.

Not involved in an accident but it wasn't my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:53, Reply)
Take your mini Viennetta and shove it up your tiny midget hoop.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:42, Reply)
I don't even know what this means but like the sound of it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:43, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 19:56, Reply)
Just skim read the above and can't be arsed reading the other bits
Has Frog gone? Did he try to jump across a road whilst under the control of a ZX Spectrum?

I hope not - I quite liked the cut of his jib.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:01, Reply)
dunno, dun care

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Surely you could provide some prurient spurious speculation?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Another one of swipe's innocent victims :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)
first chompy and now frog :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)
And Pistonbroke

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:27, Reply)
and Colonel Dracula

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:28, Reply)
and PJM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:28, Reply)
Where will it all end?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)
With a libel action, I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)
SHE GOT PORKED BY LORD MCALPINE????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:33, Reply)
She fingered Robs kids, or summat.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Plumdozer killed Lord McAlpine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)
The scaffolding guy?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
No, that's Paul McCartneys brother

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I'll drink a drink a drink to that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Thanks
I thought that was quite witty until I looked at the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
nah, Lord McAlpine fingered kids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)
And took them back in time AND NOW THEY'VE GOT ASBESTOSIS
The terrible slattern.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Now would you look at that
Hartley Hare has candles!

Start a new thread with your shiny candles - You have the power.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:02, Reply)
For the amount of years I've been lurking on here it always seems somewhat disapointing the actual number of candles that I have

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
It's hit and miss
I don't think I've ever been on b3ta on a candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I always thought mine was in Feb, I've been on this site for at least 9 years but only became a member 3 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
I quite enjoy your input and your educated dissaprobrium
Now don't let anyone else know that, eh? x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
\o/
Damned by faint praise, yeah THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)
I would do TD, but I'm about to go and watch "The walking dead"
I like to miss the first ten minutes and then make the wife re-start it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Fair enough
About to collapse myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
I have had no-one gazzing for building advice for ages, I feel that all my knowledge is seeping out of my ears
My summer project is to tank my cellar and turn it into a media room
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)
I didn't know much about new build big blocks.
You helped me.

Are you after bum fun or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)
He's totally been grooming you since the day he first posted

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
*Trigger-fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Get those fingers off me perv

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)

off up

teehee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
nonce im only twelve

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Seriously he gave me some very much needed advice once
Prior to that I thought he was a Dozer puppet but he's rather better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
You digging that version of three blind mice on the radio just then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Yes - were you listening to Cerys on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Nah, don't tune in until Jarvis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)
I love Cerys - Sunday is paperwork
She did this last Sunday:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXRNHQ2PFQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Sunday is records
Radio comes later with cooking
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)
I'm always a sucker for Rory Gallagher...
Bedtime. Burning Hell - not sure where they might be near you but make the effort.

Night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:53, Reply)
It's Iggy until 2015

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I don't have any sockpuppets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Not at all, I've had quite a few posters on here asking for advice
although I did almost slip up on a calculation for Battereds gravel area and read it as 6' not 6"

Wow that's now the third time the wife has shouted to me that the programme is on, I best get my arse downstairs, later TD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Tell us about your tanking when you get time.
Srsly, I'm interested in techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
I'm not, keep it to gaz yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Gaz HH
He knows what he's on about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)
I heard he was a big cheese in the world of gravel

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
*something about him having the stones*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
tangledupinblue nonces French teenagers on the cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This really happened

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Poor Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
^ le nonce ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I'd be lying if I said I'd never touched a French teenager on the cunt
But if I claimed otherwise it could only be qotw lies.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
she was only thirteen.
You sickening nonce, I hope they cut off your cock and flush it down the toilet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:38, Reply)
*plays freefair defence*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

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