I'm also going to purchase a pair of new oak chopping boards because they look nice.
I may also buy a new knife. I bought a small paring knife yesterday and I was very impressed with it, I think I may get the slightly larger utility knife today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:18, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright Kaol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Your life is so exciting right now, Al
I'm so glad you post on here so we can all aspire to be more.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:21, Reply)

You haven't told us much about your razor recently, Al
How is that all going?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)

It's fantastic
I realized earlier in the week that I haven't purchased razor blades for about nine months, and my face is shaved smoother than it ever was.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)

When you posted your selfie without make-up I honestly couldn't tell the difference between you and baby Al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

She does bear a striking resemblance to me

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I'd like some of those ceramic knives, if I ever bother to do actual cookery or stabbing people ever again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

ARE THEY TO GO WITH YOUR CHOCOLSATE TEA POT AND FUR CONDOMS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Are you suggesting they aren't real?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Bless him, he really thinks you were joking. What a bent spastic.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

He's obviously since used google to discover this, hence the silence.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Would you like to stab me?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I'd like a gentleman of colour to impale you on his throbbing veined sex gristle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

siggin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

Oh, you actually did \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)

yer course m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

i assumed it was like when we say 'clicken dis' to shit things and then we don't because they're shit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:45, Reply)

clickin dis

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

clickin dis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)

POTD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

You're the best one here!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)

+ in the bottom with your willy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

+ shit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I DUN THAT JOKE ALREADY YOU COCK JOCJKEY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Yes but mine was done betterererer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)

I want those ceramic pans.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

CERAMIC PANTS MORE LIKE HUR HUR GAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)