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What sort of sandwich should I get for lunch?I'm planning on eating a quick sarnie here and then nipping home to get half and hours painting done.
What are you doing tonight? I'm having super spicy meat.
What are you doing tomorrow night? I'm drinking craft beer with some friends.
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Hands on your knees,hands on your knees.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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It is an innovative suggestion, the supermarkets probably haven't caught on yet. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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You'd probably struggle to find one selling just plain cheese in a sandwich.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:05,
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I already went there, only got enough for me, velly solly(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:08,
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You could give him yours(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:08,
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sorry, also it was 4 small ones so we definitely could have shared without the risk of cross contamination(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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Christ you're an animal(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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i hadn't had anything since lunchtime yesterday, go easy eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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Craft beer is for pricksMeatballs and cheese
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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I didn't think it was possible to want you to die more than I did before, but having read the above, I now do.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Yeah, can you get to Islington tomorrow night?It's for my birthday so you have to buy me a drink.
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What are the options?Tonight I shall be continuing the recording of my band's second album.
Tomorrow night I shall probably drink some craft beer alone, possibly accompanied by a large marijuana cigarette.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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They do a ham and egg sub that I like, there is also the chicken and lemon mayo sandwich which I enjoyand the usual selection of cheese ploughmans, probably a ham salad type thing, no doubt some kind of prawn or tuna abomination.
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Ham and egg sub sounds like your best option then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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The all important sophomore album.Are you going to modernise it with some hip hop vibes for your maturing fan base?
Or is it the same old morris dancing, bells, ales and whistles?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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Does it suffer from a lack of decent ideas because you spent about 15 years crafting the songs for your first albumbut haven't adapted to being able to write consistently while on the road?
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We didn't spend 15 years on the first album and have only played about two or three gigs since then.So yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:19,
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Is your record company suffocating you with mainstream ideas, when all you want to do is be free to release the material your fans deserve?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:19,
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What's a record company, grandad?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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What's a record deal, grandad?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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Of course there will be an element of Cage's influence on this workBut it'll be lost on you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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I'm a big fan of his Sonatas and Interludes for Prepared PianoAnd Indeterminacy is nice to doze on the sofa to.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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Not even in my top ten Mortal Kombat characters(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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Alright, how did you find out this secret information?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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She's so indiscreet with her pillow talk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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Nakers won't be having any lunch.I haven't decided what I'm doing, yet. Planning's for chumps.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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Sainers do a nice Ham Hock oneAlt. Im doing something with chicken but not sure what yet.
My thai curry last night was heavenly.
Tomorrow night im having a smoke and a bit wine. Might go out on Saturday, in case you were wondering.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:10,
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STOP INTERFERRING WITH THAT CHIKEN YOU PERV(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:17,
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It's our annual darts tournament on Saturday.One of my mates is up visiting for it. Might meet him for a pint tonight. Take it easy Friday for the Saturday.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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Cheese salad is a good entry level one. Salami salad baguette if they has them.(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)
The police quote is great www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-26663093
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Plenty of people in Salford fitting that description.Kudos for an original robbery mind.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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I'm also going to purchase a pair of new oak chopping boards because they look nice.I may also buy a new knife. I bought a small paring knife yesterday and I was very impressed with it, I think I may get the slightly larger utility knife today.
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Your life is so exciting right now, AlI'm so glad you post on here so we can all aspire to be more.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:21,
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You haven't told us much about your razor recently, AlHow is that all going?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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It's fantasticI realized earlier in the week that I haven't purchased razor blades for about nine months, and my face is shaved smoother than it ever was.
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When you posted your selfie without make-up I honestly couldn't tell the difference between you and baby Al(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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I'd like some of those ceramic knives, if I ever bother to do actual cookery or stabbing people ever again(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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ARE THEY TO GO WITH YOUR CHOCOLSATE TEA POT AND FUR CONDOMS(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:25,
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He's obviously since used google to discover this, hence the silence.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:42,
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I'd like a gentleman of colour to impale you on his throbbing veined sex gristle (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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i assumed it was like when we say 'clicken dis' to shit things and then we don't because they're shit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:45,
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I DUN THAT JOKE ALREADY YOU COCK JOCJKEY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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A jacket potato with mexican chicken sandwich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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I'm going 'round to our FABULOUS gay friends (they go so well with our black and Asian friends).We're going to get pissed, and, I imagine, watch some trashy television.
Then on Saturday Mrs V and I are meeting up with her friend, and going into town, where I'm considering takin 'em bofe aat West n' treatin' 'em loike princesses, as I get a bonus next week.
Altalt: Radical Dance Faction - Firepower
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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You're going to go round to someone's house to watch television?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:50,
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Yer. It's way better than conversation with those ungodly, unnatural freaks.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:50,
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I only hope they've got enough chairs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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I never invite more people round to watch telly than the number of chairs I have.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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He needs to introduce you to Rupaul's Drag Race.Doesn't get gayer or trashier than that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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Can't go wrong with a cheese sandwichAlthough I had one of those Innocent Sweet Potato Chilli veg pots and it were lovely.
Working from home today as I had a package to sign for. Nicely 2 more that were estimated delivery of Saturday also turned up. Which was nice. Not quite sure why it required 2 different UPS guys, that smacks of poor planning.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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