I thought I might wander into Bristol and meet some dangerous psychopaths off the internet.
Good luck with the interview.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ty, it's pretty much guaranteed, I've done a skype thing, apparently it's down to me and another guy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

oh, bad luck old boy :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Biscuit cunt.
It's working at a vivisection lab, for new drugs. JuStneed to keep an eye on the inmates/volunteers.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

cool i'd love a job in unit 731 too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

with you mis-typing hands?
them poor beagles
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Human volunteers, you dick, for new drugs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

That's even worse!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Say hi to Monty when you're there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

at least you give it a good shot, eh?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Never mind, there's always next time!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Gaaaaaaayyyyyy

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

These things happen for a reason.
You'll see
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Every time I've ever met a b3tan Ms Foxtrot has given me the eyebrows raised "and you think that's wise do you" treatment
I can see her point but it's not like any of the few b3tans I HAVE met have turned out to be nutters, with one exception, of whom I shall not speak ill. Because he's dead and can't retaliate.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

You should totally bring Ms F for a cheeky weekend in Bristol.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Her sister lives there so it really should be easier than it's proven thus far

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

*waits*
*taps foot*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Next time we do go down there I'll suggest organising a meet-up with your good self and Jeff and whoever is is local
One of the following things will happen.

1) She'll disapprove because we're there to see her sister, not internet psychopaths.

2) She'll say something vague about seeing whether we have time, which obviously means "no".

or the nightmare scenario

3) "OK I'll come too, that might be interesting"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Then we could all laugh at her for dating a gay.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah that's exactly my concern
Well, one of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Do you need her permission to do everything?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

He'll just text her now and let you know, ok?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

She says no
but she means yes

As has been pointed out at extensive length in these pages, she's far, far too good for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I bet she's not, you just have appallingly low self-esteem

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Admittedly my argument is subjective whereas yours is undisputable
She is though. Everyone says so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

You're about on the same level
Read this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matching_hypothesis
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Interesting
I'd love to be able to read that and nod my head in agreement, believe me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I'm always happier when I'm told what I can and can't do.

( Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Most men are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

In much the same way as a woman's hysteria needs to be controlled with the occasional slap.

( Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Well, quite.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

This statement does not stand up in court

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Which one?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

She says no
but she means yes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

That's a longstanding truism about women isn't it?
In all seriousness, if I ask her if she minds me doing this or that she always says I don't need her permission, but if I do anything without telling her I'm going to, I get it in the neck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)

i've never met a nutter from here either
most people are distressingly normal, some are fantastic. even dickface wasn't a nutter, he was just rude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I look forward to shattering your illusions about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Is he the pizza guy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)